Omega Ford Truther

A friend sent me this "draw as your fave" reference photo and now I'm screaming and scrambling to see who I can afford to pay to turn this into Ford.

...hairier and not skinny tho

I’ve been so freakin’ unmotivated lately #billford #ciphord #gravityfallsnsfw

Oh shit, I was gonna get myself a second old Ford titty button, too. Maybe next drop.

I am but a fool who jingles right over to the shop whenever @ragrfisk.bsky.social makes new Ford things

I did a sketch of Victorian Wolfman Ford as I was falling asleep last night, and now I guess he’s a whole thing.
With vampire Stan because I’m basic.

Unhinged thought of the day: what if I got one of the bootleg Ford plushes from Temu or ebay so I don't ruin the one I'm emotionally attached to when I finally give in to my intrusive thoughts to hump it.

I HAD THAT STAN STICKER. I "confiscated" it. He's like, shirtless on his knees with his pants open or something and I NEED to know if anyone can find this artist. I have since misplaced the sticker, and I just wanna see that piece again.

Okay so like ten years ago, I was doing conventions with a friend that bought bulk stickers and resold them for like a buck a piece, in addition to doing henna and actual intricate paintings, and for all ages cons, I'd sort the stickers into all ages and teen and up. Look at this:

Studio Bad Egg really dropped the trans flag Ford variant and thought we wouldn't notice huh

$350 for a busted Ford now I *know* y'all are joking with me.

Like I *could* just get a base set, but, it's probably gonna be like $200.

I'm so glad I've actually been able to work this month, for paying household expenses reasons, but also because I want to back the new Studio Bad Egg Kickstarter and pray my blind box luck is good for a change so I can get Ford.

People we are nine hours into Locktober, I'm gonna need to have some Ford chastity art on my desk soon.

I will be sexily shitposting about that old man until morale improves

Me, slapping Ford on the ass: rise and grind, let's get this bred.

the world needs more ford humping stuff, specially in those green shorts
#gravityfalls #StanfordPines #fordpines #gravityfallsnsfw

Lmao look at him, He's so pathetic- I just had to
#billford #billfordnsfw #gravityfallsnsfw

Ford pines is a munch

#gravityfallsnsfw

Realized I hadn't been horny online for Ford in about a week, can't let myself slip like that.

Put the old man in a slutty little outfit and back away.

Spring outfits for the spring bonding montage! :D 🌸
#GravityFalls #gravityfalls #gravityfallsfanart #pinesfamily

Bea has too much trauma now and has left the chat, *I* am banging this senior citizen.

I need to make money so I can pay people to draw me making out with Ford Pines.

Bit of self love #stanfordpinesnsfw #gravityfallsnsfw

TW: TOPLESS OLD MAN INCOMING
NASTY DOG !! | #billford #GravityFalls

Howling, yowling, etc.

I did these for Ford Dress Up week but theyre too much for tumblr lmaooo. Ford's got these fun undies on that are sheer on the ass with little leather bits.
#billford

Stanley "catch these hands" Pines and his brother Stanford "always strapped" Pines.

The strapping is both kinds.

Yes, I regularly listen to the cuck chair song, what of it

Is this not just Stanley Pines in the 80s