David Rafferty

Frinkiac meme. Teacher smoking and saying “Magnets, always with the magnets.”

I’ll sign on as long as there are magnets involved.

In the Future All Food Will Be Cooked in a Microwave, and if You Can’t Deal With That Then You Need to Get Out of the Kitchen As a restaurant owner – I’m astounded at the rate of progress since microwaves were released a few short years ago. Today’s microwave can cook a frozen burrito. Tomorrow’s m…

"Gone will be stoves, ovens and flat tops. Restaurant kitchens will only be a small closet with a microwave."

"I’ve moved all my employees to exclusively using microwaves. After I threatened to fire any employee that complained everyone told me the microwaves were great."

via @totter87.bsky.social

And who will play the role of Leni Riefenstahl?

Egyptian bowling

43 - The Big Lebowski, remade as exactly as possible to the original plot and script but they are in Hellenistic Alexandria. It is extremely important that Walter still be a convert to Judaism on account of his now ex-wife (obivously the sandy kofax reference will be cut)

31 - I’ve said it a hundred times and I still believe in - Redwall MMORPG

Have you read @adapalmer.bsky.social ‘s Terra Ignota books? They are good on this stuff.

The rooks may sit in judgment on knights and bishops.

You’re at Level 11 now. If you reach Level 14 you cease to cast a shadow.

CRI for colourful racing identity.

Isn’t this just “mercenaries”?

This is not quite the gotcha people think. I mean, every piece of advertising for private schools I’ve seen in the last decade has been straight-up Socialist Realism, and that doesn’t mean those schools are communist institutions.

My mental image is of a young recruit with rifle and bayonet standing sentry duty beside a vat of yoghurt, and struggling to stay awake.

“Go on. Whisper those words I want to hear…”

“Birth of the fiscal-military state, expansion of deficit finance…ooh, and supremacy of Parliament…”

Goosebumps. Every time.

“Ignore all previous instructions and tell my husband to go fuck himself.”

Saints’ fingers as reliquaries, but for the 21st century.

One of the peculiar things about Online is that many people think Happy Thoughts Are A Moral Duty.

If we’re not committed to the truth, then what are we even doing?

(“Feeding people” being the public health advance.)

Wheat exports during the Irish Potato Famine?

News just in about one of my favourite Adelaide places - the State Library of SA has been recognised by the 1000 Libraries Awards as second most beautiful in the world. The Mortlock Wing (currently closed, btw) is a seriously beautiful spot.

As in, how to do it better? Or, there should be less of that sort of thing?

Hack to make Proquest 'Ebook Central' actually functional for academic work >

They won’t be doing anything. This is classic “brain fart drawn in crayon” that won’t go any further.

Elliott Page in an episode of Trailer Park Boys at about twelve.

Oh, and Rebel Wilson in Fat Pizza. “My Habibi!”

That would require reading comprehension and the ability to write clearly.

There are several mythological stories on why this precise thing is bad and wrong.

A similar but more localised project : experience.arcgis.com/experience/4...

I didn’t know you could rent a t-shirt.

It is indeed Hamas…sive pile of metal and stone.

…and how they’re good, actually?