home improvement witch

(This game should’ve been a bloodbath 🙂‍↕️)

Non NFL folks plz ignore me on this… BUT HOW TF CAN MIAMI SUCK SO BAD BUT STILL NOT SUCK AS BAD AS THE RAIDERS & THE BRONCOS ARE SUCKING TONIGHT?!?!?!!!!???! GIRLZ, I am TIRED. 😩

MUST I?!?!??

I know I need more than a bag of Crunchy Cheetos for a meal & I should add something of ‘substance’…but like do I have to???

My Chem is scaring me (& my wallet) again 🤡

Checks out lmfao 🥲

Plz explain how I can backflip straight onto my living room coffee table with only a ✨little bruise✨

…but I roll my ankle GOING UPSTAIRS & manage to crack a bone??? 🥲

Hehehehe saw the OG song live a couple weeks ago & was reminded of this post 💀

(Also didn’t realize that I’ve been neglecting this option for yapping straight into the Void for so long…oops)

My bones hurt lol

If Pho U & Mi delivered, I’d single-handedly keep them in business.

Kinda sus that Brad is a dietitian…but always bringing home sweet treats from work. (Not a complaint, just an observation!) (Today’s sweet treat was a cookie that tasted like Crunch Berries cereal.)

Crowley just snatched a fly outta the air with his teeth. Didn’t think the old man had THAT caliber of reaction speed anymore 😂

I FINALLY MANAGED TO SAVE EVERYONE FROM THE IRON THRONE QUEST IN BG3 WITHOUT SAVE-SCUMMING.

I hope mixing blue raspberry electrolytes into my moon water cures me.

Omg what psychopath did that to you?!

I hope Aaron Goodwin from Ghost Adventures is doing okay.

Running performance tests on my PC is always a jarring experience when my (usually very, very quiet) PC suddenly sounds like a jet engine for 5 seconds.

a man with glasses is laughing with his mouth open ALT: a man with glasses is laughing with his mouth open

Guess who just finished a 12-hour workday~

Photo of two dogs cuddling together in gothwhopper’s designated sofa spot.

Photo of two dogs cuddling together in gothwhopper’s designated sofa spot.

I’ve been evicted by a pair of squatters.

$110 for the actual passport
+$35 for the photo, notary, & application/processing fees (all done in-house at the Post Office) compared to

$75-new SSN Card
$35-50-new WV ID/driver’s license (depending on Real ID)
$20-100-fees for court & asset docs (car registration, deeds, contracts, etc.)

🫠

But hey, at least I’ll have my passport updated & ready to go so I can gtfo when that said right to vote does fuck all to change anything.

It costs LESS MONEY for me to replace & renew my passport than it does for me to officially change back to my maiden name. So I can still have a right to vote.

Today is the first day in over a week that I haven’t had cluster headaches splitting down the left side of my skull. Majorly regretting not getting expedited shipping on new glasses.

Bruh 😬

I wish- it was in Gatlinburg 😭

Breaking news (literally!):

There must be some divine timing afoot for ordering new glasses, because I busted my ass ice skating this weekend and snapped my current pair. 😅😂

Photo #2 features my Balance & Emotional Support Seal post-fall. 😂😂😂

Forever grateful for yarn shops who will wind hanks of yarn into a cake or ball for free before shipping it out.

Simultaneously annoyed at & amused by the clean-girl-aesthetic & homesteading influencer girlies who’ve been using a cutesy cover of A7X’s song ‘A Little Piece of Heaven’ in their content.

Because they’ve been vibing to a song they prob don’t know is about necrophilia, & now it’s stuck in my head.