Yabba Debbin Doo

A bukkake is technically a baby shower

You ever take a photo of your boobs and go

Shit. They look good

I am straight up not having a baja blast

If thou art praying for my downfall, start praying to a new god

Drunk me is a horny gal

Grumpy old man

I like da knight and his new skin a normal amount :)
#deadbydaylight #dbdfanart #theknightdbd #tarhoskovacs

It is February 6th.

On this day, Mewtwo was born. Happy birthday Mewtwo.

Digital illustration of a white tiger in pastel colors. It’s colored like the transgender flag, having blue and pink stripes and pink eyes. The tiger is surrounded by peonies in subtle shades of pink and blue, and is depicted on a gray background.

Stay safe, stay strong, stay beautiful 🏳️‍⚧️ #art

Comic of a shark "Im tired of being nice" "Its time to chomp chomp"

CHOMP CHOMP

2025 is off to an awful start

My mom went to the hospital last week unable to properly breathe. She has COPD and also was battling pneumonia.

She went back to the hospital today because her breathing was affecting her heart. She didn’t flatline but it was dangerously low.

Because of pneumonia. Again.

Snitches get stitches
Witches live in ditches
You sir get no bitches

The blue scaled, gold adorned Mamool Ja named Zoraal Ja being given a complement and being taken aback, blushing!

Make Zoraal Ja blush! >:]c

#shmiart #FFXIV #FFXIVART

The horrors persist

But so do I

illustration of digimon characters agumon, gabumon, patamon, gomamon, gatomon, biyomon, palmon, and tentomon

i love digimon

Friendly reminder that planet Earth is a dense molten core encased in a layer of solids and therefore is, technically speaking, a ravioli.

Pelvic floor exercises? You mean puss-ups?

Some wanna throw dirt on my name. Some wanna moan it. That’s life

Help it’s stuck in my head

YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL!!

Let’s be honest,

I’m not as unhinged as I could be.

Y’all should be grateful for that.

You ever just need to get dicked down until you can’t think straight?

Me neither

Beef wellington is just a corn dog in a different tax bracket

What do you call a blow job in a pool?

Head under water

Get you someone who will let you catapult fruit loops off that thang and into his mouth

Why can’t we hear cum sloshing around in the balls

Our father who art in heaven Baja be thy Blast