That was indeed for some reason the first thing that popped into my mind when I was making my account. Just spelled it wrong
10.05.2025 17:30 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0That was indeed for some reason the first thing that popped into my mind when I was making my account. Just spelled it wrong
10.05.2025 17:30 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Hey thanks crab man 🥲
08.12.2024 03:07 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The year of the synth
04.12.2024 18:35 — 👍 32 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Popping shrimp tails in my mouth as I play the slots
28.07.2023 23:47 — 👍 39 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0Thanks *whispering* it was the aliens 😉
24.07.2023 21:40 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Got abducted by aliens and they gave me huge calf, thigh, and butt implants that look and feel great
23.07.2023 17:54 — 👍 70 🔁 4 💬 5 📌 1*after feeling literally anything* I need to Improve a Skill
20.07.2023 01:16 — 👍 30 🔁 6 💬 0 📌 0Very cool! Makes me wish I was tiny
19.07.2023 20:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0He’s never done anything to bother me, and I’ve just ensured that he never will
19.07.2023 18:36 — 👍 29 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0humiliating Flat Stanley by rolling his body into a tube and using him to shoot a giant spitball at his house
19.07.2023 18:34 — 👍 60 🔁 3 💬 2 📌 0
Recent events
19.07.2023 18:19 — 👍 25 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Only the sarcastic ones
15.06.2023 01:14 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I’m going to be a drama account on here
15.06.2023 01:05 — 👍 38 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0*Waddling into the sniper’s crosshairs and smiling obliviously at the sun*
05.06.2023 16:00 — 👍 49 🔁 9 💬 0 📌 0Wearing my chlorine-scented cologne so people will think my eyes are bloodshot from being in the pool
30.05.2023 15:44 — 👍 49 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0*climbing a ladder to the sun and unscrewing it like a lightbulb* *adhering several colored LED light strips to the moon*
28.05.2023 18:28 — 👍 27 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0Then you’re finally ready for the news I have to break to you
28.05.2023 05:19 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Me: *sipping beer, checking watch*
New clone: *sliding naked from his birthing pod and curling up on the floor* 🤤
Me: Hey man took ya long enough haha *placing a beer near his head* What’s the play tonight?
New clone: 🤤
Last friday’s clones:🧍🏻♂️have a beer?🧍🏻♂️beer🧍🏻♂️beer?
Me: 😡SHUT UP! he’s thinking 🥺