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Lawyer, writer, mom. Always short for my age. Still trying to decide what to be when I grow up.

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I am (your name), God/dess of (predictive text), bringer of (predictive text). Feet me because (predictive text).

I am (your name), God/dess of (predictive text), bringer of (predictive text). Feet me because (predictive text).

I am JD Confidential, Goddess of Peace, bringer of love. Fear me because you will be my friend forever.

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Former U.S. President Jimmy Carter, 100, dies — The Atlanta Journal-Constitution Former U.S. President Jimmy Carter has died at home in Georgia.



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29.12.2024 21:34 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

“You’ll be visited by three spirits.”

The three spirits:

24.12.2024 18:56 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

What do you do when you wake up at 3 am and can’t sleep? Read Bluesky threads! And when you find a troll while reading? You block him and his whole white supremacist following!

02.12.2024 09:53 — 👍 10    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

How my Thanksgiving is going so far…Turkey was not fully defrosted this morning, and then cooked completely 1 hr faster than the estimate for if it *had* been. Now I have to figure out how to keep it warm while other stuff that is not done cooks. Thankful for my boss electric oven?

28.11.2024 17:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
A meme of Mari Lwyd, of Welsh origins, saying “I wish all people who have houses a very LET ME IN”

A meme of Mari Lwyd, of Welsh origins, saying “I wish all people who have houses a very LET ME IN”

For many of us! #marilwyd

24.11.2024 23:16 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It’s been a long day full of stressful things, in a long week full of stressful things… I will be glad to be home. #friyay

22.11.2024 21:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
A black cat sitting on a lap, staring at the camera. TV room in the background.

A black cat sitting on a lap, staring at the camera. TV room in the background.

#lapcat

20.11.2024 13:01 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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True story: screaming into the abyss voids its warranty. #badpuns

19.11.2024 19:07 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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#guiltyascharged #mostly

19.11.2024 19:06 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Failing at sleeping again. That’ll teach me not to take the melatonin before bed. #old

19.11.2024 06:48 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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16.11.2024 12:15 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I call this one Full Moon Over Courthouse (much prettier in person) #trenton

15.11.2024 21:52 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Adventure!

15.11.2024 21:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Meme: “When your co-workers don’t know how weird you get outside of work… ‘Got any big plans for the weekend?’” Photo of a dog in a wizard costume, with hat and staff, in a field of green grass.

Meme: “When your co-workers don’t know how weird you get outside of work… ‘Got any big plans for the weekend?’” Photo of a dog in a wizard costume, with hat and staff, in a field of green grass.

Sort of my plans for this weekend. #larp

15.11.2024 21:02 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Yeah same 😂

14.11.2024 12:19 — 👍 60509    🔁 4144    💬 1817    📌 903

I’m here. Also still on Discord, Facebook, and Instagram for the time being. 🩷💕🩷

15.11.2024 17:16 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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