a ball thats a melon

Locked/private accounts are your loss leader as a social media site. Your most prolific posters will never migrate to you if they can't also maintain a separate little speakeasy where they go to bitch about work and post dick & balls

we have free will omg!!

Hunter Schafer ‘Shocked’ Her New Passport Lists Her Gender As Male “I’m never gonna stop being trans, a letter on a passport can’t change that, and fuck this administration.”

“I just wanna say trans people are beautiful. We are never going to stop existing. I’m never gonna stop being trans, a letter on a passport can’t change that, and fuck this administration.”

shaking like a leaf flowing through the wind of this one precious life

i think 8tracks doesnt work anymore

this is soooo adorable please. their smushy faces ♥️

the days were ive eaten, showered and im in bed by 8pm watching my silly little shows aaaa maybe life is worth living

baile inolvidable is quite literally THE song

ily!! it was fine besides the horrors

getting a pap smear today meaning this day is more than a thousand 9/11s

i need drafts so bad like posting every thought seems like an overkill

having one of those astronaut lamps that project stars and nebula onto youe ceiling and walls has really never killed yourselfed me on my darkest days

one of the most important and historical dates of the year

i can give you screen recordings but all my fyp are just anime ships edits

sometimes you watch a movie from the 90s and youre like they rly spent 20 million dollars on this. incredible decade

yesterday i was going to say "tomorrow might be the day were everything goes right." and guess what. it wasn't. actually everything that could go wrong did to the point of laughter because of how ridiculously wrong it went

LOVE U 🫂

the scene on unfriended when she goes on chatroulette to get help -> the scene on trap when she goes on instagram live for someone to call the police. like moments when you know a film is about to become an icon

people think that the worst part of living with anxiety is when you spend months and years worrying about a possible outcome and it never happens but its actually when exactly what you feared happens bc you realize you are right about everything and validates the crippling fear you live with

the goverment is the worst god like they cant see you happy

being in your period in summer is worst than getting shot multiple times in the kneecaps im very serious about this

crazy that diet coke has no negative known side effects. just amazing we can consume it without a care in the world

tumblr is truly the greatest place on earth bc everyday i can go there and see a stream of the most unhinged posts on earth put on text posts. and everyday there are new ones.

sunday night is actually for reflecting exactly what was meant here

love laying in bed inmoble for hours while disasiociating while my cat walks over me like im dead

im coming out of mount sinai spreading my commandments

the truth is they wouldnt even let me enroll in the training for the army to fight the idgaf war. thats how bad im losing

i looked at this and smiled. scrolled down nothing to smile about in my life

booking the first crash out of 2025 on jam 1st. we wont be procrastinating

my neighbour is in the balcony yelling on the phone @ her fuckass boyfriend and all i want is to let the breeze in while i watch anime can i please live