Sir Tom (never had a blue tick)🐧🇪🇺🇬🇧

Oak is very good. Burns hot and long. Good for an evening in front of the fire, or overnight.
Beech burns very hot but not as long.

There are some very pretty old wood burning stoves though.

A mixture. Beech is great to get things started and warmed up. Then oak and the other stuff that doesn't burn as hot. I dunno... I can't remember. The man delivers it every year, cut to size. A variety. I just have to move it around and restack it.

Do your door seals need replacing?

I have two excellent woodburners, but you need to feed them good, seasoned wood. Put rubbish in and they dont work well.
(It has taken over 15 years ( the early ones learning the hard way).
Agreed though, we did have an inefficient borner in the early days. It kicked out heat but ate wood.

Beech is good, and burns hot. The bark is great for starting fires. However, it isnt something you want to be burning all evening unless its seriously cold. You're better moving onto oak or some other hardwood, to cool things down a bit.

Agreed.

Sorry to hear that, Sis. I really don't like funerals, yet people keep asking me to say things at them.

Meanwhile, universities close down in droves and graduates disappear.

I agree that the BEEB should play a vital role in British culture, but we need to get away from the idea that it's truly independent.
It should be, but it clearly isn't.

Good luck!

@LBC can't you find a proper politician to interview, instead of a Dubai based UK tax dodging immigrant?

Haulted. Ok.

Point being, if you need to go, go. You dont want it turning septic.

I ended up at the walk in clinic at the hospital. "A splinter?!!" Said the nurse, with a look of utter contempt. "Ok... follow me". Long story short, after she surgically removed something resembling a snooker cue from under my fingernail, she actually apologised for not taking me seriously.

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Can you instruct it not to give sarcastic answers? (genuine question, I have no idea)

They generally need some adjustment out of the box ( and ongoing), in order to get the correct number showing consistently.

You need your batteries recharging, sis.
At least it didn't say, "One at a time!"

a woman in a white off the shoulder top is making a shocked face . ALT: a woman in a white off the shoulder top is making a shocked face .

Knickerless?!!

Saves on replacement stationary costs.

She IS the room (etc).

Correct.

Filth.

He's worryingly clever. I think he can read.

Young male walking away from the camera wearing green pumps, blue jeans and a purple hoodie with the words " Death Awaits" printed in white lettering on the back.

Hi Sis! Our latest student. He's really quite jolly.

Me. Planting tomato seeds into seed trays. 'Hmmm. Im going to have to be very careful where I step because if I clip one of these its going to go everywhere...'
Literally 3 seconds later, "FUUUCCKKK!!!"