Everyone from the Olympics Scandals actually did great at the Olympics

—Canada curling won gold after BoopGate
—Cheating biathlete won five medals
—Credit card fraud biathlete won 3 golds
—Norwegian crotch parachute ski jumper won a bronze

Milano-Cortina 2026: Messy and Thriving

I was real happy with the preseason performances, glad they were both signed

I am old enough now that I greet the MLS season with equal parts "oh boy I'm excited to see my favorite team play soccer again" and "oh god I'm not ready to be emotionally invested about this again"

#quakes74 the Ronny Nonny Niko Timo Spectacular kicks off tomorrow

I went with a shrimp stir fry and oysters on the half shell

a man in a suit and tie is talking to a woman in a room . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is talking to a woman in a room .

Quakes fans:

Would you be able to verify if Quakes were the club that made an offer to Chucky Lozano?

A photo of an ice cream machine with a sign reading, "Anything is possible with ice cream." Beneath that is a hand lettered sign reading, "No ice cream".

2026 basically

I wait all winter for mls jersey leaks and now I after having had proper looks, here is how rank em

Tbf this is the first season in a long time without leitch so we will see how much he was affecting all this time

My ASA article about the Quakes

Hey everyone, it's that time of year again. My #quakes74 season preview for ASA has dropped. Give it a read along with the Colorado and RSL previews by @beninquiring.bsky.social and @harrisoncrow.bsky.social
www.americansocceranalysis.com/home/2026/2/...

Why the hell does the USAG even care what the DOW is at?

He’s looked good in the two games so far!

I definitely feel pessimistic because of what was lost and it’s hard to see how it is “addition by subtraction”. Though the team did look good yesterday against Portland, it’s hard to see how this team as currently rostered, will hold up for the entire season.

I am happy to be proven wrong!

halftime show

what a shot

happy to be in the Venn diagram of MLS and F1 fans at this exact moment

Heavy news for #Quakes74 this morning, as the club announces the passing of head sporting strategist Vassili Cremanzidis. He was just 36.

“There are no words to adequately express the depth of our grief,” the Quakes said in a statement.

Wow

vulgar stuff from the epstein files

Okay, so impeach when?

Arena said he expects it will be 2 weeks before the paperwork is finished and Werner can join the team, with Werner telling him he's hungry to play and will be so right off the plane. Arena does expect him to be available for the #Quakes74 MLS season opener on February 21.

By signing Timo Werner, the #Quakes74 and Bruce Arena are following through on their intent to change the mentality at the club, but it will mean little unless the team ascends in its results. Bay Area fans, for the most part, expect their teams to be winners.

One of the best things I’ve read in a while:

So much credit to Minneapolis on becoming America’s most badass city.

Dontcha’ know? Oh we know now.

The people who spent years defending and even lionizing Kyle Rittenhouse and Ashli Babbitt now want us to believe that an unarmed mother in her car and a disarmed nurse were domestic terrorists who deserved to be murdered by law enforcement.

I don’t want to hear anything from an elected official unless it’s a plan to defund the DHS and impeach Noem, Bovino, etc. No texts. No emails. No talk about the economy. Step up or step off.

"They say they're coming to save us from some evil? They're talking about our neighbors who take care of us ... Alex was murdered while he was helping. Mr Rogers said look for the helpers, & right now the helpers have a target on our forehead ... Mr Rogers would be here right now too, so I'm here."

Can SJSU have Cignetti next? Because wow

The one thing I find gratifying about people who pull that last minute repentance bullshit, they know they've been pieces of shit and spent their last minutes panicked about what happens next.