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Anyone want to buy feet pics so I can buy a Ha Ha Clinton Dix Chicago bears jersey on ebay?

It's 12:51 and I can't remember if I've actually seen My Dinner with Andre

The JJ McCullough subreddit is so funny because it's just people shitting on him and people who don't know who he is and why his subreddit was recommended to them who eventually grow into the people shitting on him.

You can't expect me to watch a movie called Hamnet. What is this? A net for ham? No thank you.

The Jurgen Klopp Trivago ad is nuts.

Gotta call one of my friends later to let them know about Tony Dokoupil's double circ job.

Up in the air right now as to who gets the call.

Why does this stupid app think I'm a child? Like actually a child. Why are you asking for age verification? I don't live in one of those cursed places that needs verification by law and it's messed up that you think I do.

Found a mango lassi in my fridge that I forgot I bought. What a blessing!

Tonight is the night I tell them about the attempted clavicular manslaughter

Say what you will about Kevin Spacey, predator, creep, sex criminal, but you can't say he is a compelling dancer.

Cannot wait to tell my normie friends all about clavicular.

They've done a lot of work in rebranding terf bangs to micro bangs, but you can't fool me.

Kyle Rittenhouse's wife is definitely robbing him, right?

Martha Stewart cheering for Liverpool today is dishonorable

All this Bar Rescue I've watched in the last week has me wondering if I want to marry a redneck.

Bar Rescue is so sick, this bar just has women in chaps. What a place!

Maybe the Ellisons thought they were hiring Barry Weiss from Storage Wars to run CBS News.

This $1 baguette was an incredible purchase. Unbelievable value.

That OU girl clearly realized she wasn't gonna be able to cut it in the real world and decided to throw a hail mary and try and grift her way to a right wing media job, just like that shitty terf swimmer.

Remember those knee high Chuck Taylors?

The city sent me a notice in the mail with a link to a 21 minute video on upcoming bike infrastructure in my neighborhood. Very thoughtful.

Just watched a youtube video where the guy had the $1200 Teenage Engineering mic but his video sounded like straight dookie. Would have sounded just as good with a Blue Yeti.

I wish I could afford to sound like crap.

It gets crapped on a lot but I just watched Jurassic World and it's a perfectly OK movie.

Is Joyce Carol Oates a hasanabi head?

Please announce a 20 year Van de Ven extension.

Physical Asia has taught me that Australians are dishonorable.

Lucas asked me if I recommend dandadan

JD Vance has definitely seen a Hasan meat pic

First episode of Physical: Asia has me feeling very aussiephobic so far

Message that reads: "why don't u do only fans?"

Because I'm not that hot, but thank you.