Chunch Bunkley

Gotta be blanc de blanc

2025: The year America pissed the bed awake.

I sell booze and they won't even let me wear jeans. Who wants to buy tequila from a guy in chinos? It brutal.

I better wake up to news that Chuck is being forced out. That dude needs to go pronto.

Thanksgiving is coming and they just dont want to deal with the lines or traffic.

You dumb cunt.

I just cant help but feel this is Schumers revenge for Mamdani. I assure you he is that petty.

You soupless bitch.

Garbage country filled with piss.

For real, fuck any of these empty headed dems ready to buckle for nothing. They need to be forced out of government for eternity. What they are doing to the country is no better than trump.

What are the odds Chump Schumer wants to totally fold on the shutdown in part because he's pissy about Mamdani winning and wants to take it out on everyone?

So Coke is doubling down on the shitty AI ads for the holidays, huh?

Trump continues his brilliant strategy of yelling at Republicans to just give people money so everyone likes him again.

So hes calling for nationalized Aflac?

Hey @democrats.org , maybe use some of that money you're so good at fundraising and do 2 things with it:

1) donate it to food banks nation wide

2) run a national ad campaign telling Americans that Trump is appealing to the Supreme Court that he wants to be allowed to starve people

If there is any evidence Chuck knew the republicans wouldn't negotiate and wanted to get them to show it, I'll give him credit. But I need extremely convincing evidence.

Chump Schumer

I hear he's throwing a France under Louis XIV themed party this time.

It would be pretty cool if teslas stock did just totally bottom out tomorrow.

Just call it Quantum Stew and that should draw people in.

If dems cave while trump is fighting tooth and nail to make people starve during the holidays, they truly need to be dissolved as a party.

Can that shithead fuck off to mars now?

Frozen Pizza Company: And let's be sure to put the cooking instructions on one of the very narrow sides of the box instead of on the back where any logical person would look first.

They're saying that guy passed out in the oval office because trump really beefed one and it reeked.

Sandwich Man vindicated.

Personally I cant wait to weight -205 pounds.

Started out as his video will but derailed from there.

Smedley Butler, RISE!

Get Lorne on the horn.