The Michigan Man ❄️

PBRMEASAP

About 36 million women voted for trump. I suspect some of these hockey moms were among them.

What I have consistently said is I’d like to deport incompetent politicians who stand for nothing besides their own personal gain.

After watching Pam Bondi cover up the vile acts of rich powerful criminals instead of defending child victims of sexual assault I’ve determined she can’t actually be a woman.

Bondi pulled an Einhorn.

She thought they were asking about the S&Pstein files.

I have never wanted to be Pam Bondi.

But I’ve never not wanted to be Pam Bondi more than today.

She and Karoline should audition for Cinderella‘s stepsisters.

When genital herpes develop infections, they call them loomers.

trump once posted a video of himself dropping shit bombs on our own country and just called a U.S. Olympic athlete a loser.

But Bad Bunny is a slap in the face to our country.

Bob is a tiresome act and his music is trash.

We’re so numb to his absence of character that this will be another nothing burger to the press.

I work with car dealers in Columbus, Ohio. You might not guess it, but there is a substantial Mexican population here.

Car sales have been dismal lately. Two of my dealers told me today that customers aren’t car shopping because of ICE.

This invasion is bad for business, and it’s crushing mine.

By “we” - I’m mostly pointing fingers at the MSM. Evidence is pouring out that children were raped and abused, and all I see are previews for curling.

He was a creepy pedophile. But that’s not strong enough language.

He raped children.

He and his circle of criminals RAPED CHILDREN. Maybe if we would start calling out the actual crime and quit softening the language with the mental disorder someone would actually do something about it.

Please, please stop calling them pedophiles. You’re bypassing the headline.

They fucking RAPED CHILDREN!

Pedophilia is a serious mental disorder, but raping a child is a heinous fucking crime. Maybe if we weren’t so damn soft with our language someone would actually fucking do something about it.

Child rapists.

The White House is protecting child rapists.

Pedophilia is sick, but raping a child is fucking criminal.

Literally perfect.

trump is a terrible president because he brings out the worst in everybody. His followers have embraced evil and cruelty, and his opposers are full of rage and hatred more now than ever.

A good leader brings out the best in people. Our president is incapable of that.

But Chump IS INFAMOUS.......

Smallest. Dicks. Ever.

I was referring specifically to Kid Rock, otherwise I’m in your camp (sans country.)

We literally named our son Gabriel because I met my wife at a college party while Sledgehammer was playing. And we named our youngest Josie because of Steely Dan.

Say what you want about the MAGA crowd but at least their taste in music is tragic.

I get dumber just looking at him.

I’m starting to think Nicki Minaj is in the Epstein files.

Well at least Don won’t bitch-tweet about this one because there’s no way he knows how to watch BET.

The Epstein shit is going to get even worse. And when that shit hits the fan, it’s just a matter of time before we start hearing reports of suicides and reports of “suicides.”

To the Wordlers out there…

In case you missed it, they are now mixing in previously used words.

I can hear “I Got You Babe” in the background

trump doing his best Mike Johnson impersonation