Jeremy Chao

Maybe this is his way of honoring the memory of Dick Cheney?

My only regret was waking up at 6:30am so I found out before seeing Dick Cheney's Big Naturals.

Luckily, if you’re lazy, Nespresso isn’t a terrible alternative.

George Conway being legitimately sad about Cheney dying at 84 followed by Lord Businessman II having a more relatable reaction to the news.

The duality of Bluesky:

I don’t know if the Bulwark/BlueSky uneasy alliance can survive the former in actual mourning and the latter rightfully pissing on the grave.

Dick Cheney’s only regret is he died without being able to see the next Avatar movie.

Today is going to be a whole fucking month, isn’t it?

Blue Gatorade Zero was the official drink of hungover 20somethings on the bus the morning after Halloween this year.

It’s Werner Herzog directing but Lynch produced.

Mikie losing while Mamdani romps would really enflame the NY/NJ rivalry.

Would be hilarious if Zohran just on the Working Families line beats Cuomo.

The Halloween early vote demos are very promising!

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They are hoping to only maim the hostage instead of fully killing it.

Going to be a lot of "New York City doesn't count and isn't real America."

Does this change coverage at all? Or will they wait until it hits the 20s?

Looking forward to the corporate lawyers gloating at the first weekend early voting numbers looking super sad this week.

The tech utopia they want is very obviously not accounting for people having disabilities.

Also, as a moderately disabled person who is able to do a desk job with little accommodation, I’d basically be unemployable.

Looking forward to inevitable Cuomo ballot placement truthers.

Goodbye, Status Cuomo!

As a nation, we’ve decided it’s too awkward to take away grandpa’s keys, so we’ll just let him drive us and hope for the best.

He’s our Spider-man. The publisher of the tabloid hates him, along with the kingpins, but the regular people love him.

Has Mamdani met with more voters in the last 36 hours than Cuomo has over his entire campaign?

“Mom! I got this jar of Maraschino Cherries!”

Imagine a trad cath pope putting the papal reserves into memecoins.

Please excuse the double “one day.” Game 7 stole my ability to proofread skeets.

When Peter created the church, he hoped one day his successor would one day be forced to defend his faith against an anonymous anime avatar.

All the baseball in the air made me remember my favorite Cooperstown memory. I was doing the trivia quiz when a docent ran in to let us know Mark Buehrle just threw a perfect game. We all cheered.

Epic handshake from Predator, with Pedocons and our national discourse agreeing on Everyone being 12.

My fantasy slack is arguing about how many LA rings Freddie needs to be a Dodger in the HoF. Maybe one more gets him there?