Jeremy Chao

Is there a bomb Jesus that can turn JDAM into TLAM and JASSM?

Dude embarrassed himself for a minor stock bump on a Monday afternoon.

I’m going to Puerto Rico this weekend and would very much like them to still be in the quarters/semis so I can watch a game in a bar with the fans.

The CTRL+Z President.

Dude is going to drop a nuke to try to keep oil prices down.

Forgot about the 4th Rule of War: There are takesy-backsies.

Guess they didn't get the readout of the call with the reporter.

Luckily, the new Supreme Leader won't be angry about the death of his entire family at Trump's order and will definitely stop all retaliatory strikes just because Trump wants a good news cycle.

Gotta bring all of our assets to Cuba for the next fun time bombing campaign! I'm sure Iran will behave and not continue to retaliate against Israel and the remaining US staff and bases within missile range.

Merrin Dungey’s Francine getting replaced by Allison, an assassin also played by Merrin Dungey, was wild.

Andreeson rambling about the Roman Empire might become my Roman Empire.

I sleep in a big bed with my wife.

If he paid cash instead of using personal checks, I like to think he's still in office.

I'm now picturing a universe where Mary Magdalene jokingly refers to Jesus as her Stunt D.

Were Mary Magdalene around today, she'd have a legion of gooners following her on OF.

Surely the gas crisis and stock market collapse will be what finally makes my Bored Ape NFTs regain their value.

Conspiracies can’t be obvious and in the open, you see. They have to be uncovered. Anything hinky done in the open is de facto all okay.

Luckily, I get all of my things from the grocery stores that are walking distance from my apartment. I’m assuming the food for the shelves just magically restocks itself. If not, I may be in trouble.

Never get between an American and a chance to not learn from the past.

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RETVRN.

Gotta love a press secretary too dumb to know a third rail when it’s sparking right in front of her.

He’s definitely not, but in his ableist mind, even the most fit disabled person is lesser than.

Maybe he confused Paraguay with the Paralympics. I’m sure he thinks he’s stronger than any Paralympian.

Maybe he’ll dedicate his double bogey to the fallen.

As a Cubs fan in diaspora here in NYC, seeing Michael Conforto in Cubbie Blue is incredibly disorienting.

Geordi Drake meme. No to DHS, yes to DS9.

Definitely no issue with creating potentially millions of Iranian refugees. Nope, that should be no problem at all.

WHO WANTS TO SEX GRUDGIE?!?

Ah, Mike Pence rules.