Jeremy Chao

No need for a coalition of the willing if your entire plan is missiles and decapitation strikes leaving power vacuums and chaos.

Benghazi ain’t going away.

If you give a Republican a trifecta and a compliant SCOTUS, they will cut taxes for the wealthy and do a regime change in the Middle East. That’s just science.

Speechwriter for W: still a jackass.

NEWSOM 2028: HE WILL PLAY BALL, READERS OF THE ECONOMIST.

The job market is really hard for 65-year old Williams dropouts.

Were I Jared Kushner, I would not feel super secure flying around the Middle East as a nice juicy proportional response waiting to happen.

Imagine Biden setting up a war room in the parking lot at his Rehoboth Beach Chili’s franchise.

Strokes out as he gets handed the report that an aircraft carrier is at the bottom of the sea.

Can we get Mary Louise Kelly to do it, since that’s what Pompeo did to her with Ukraine back in 2020?

Arrested Development but it might work for us.

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Negan from The Walking Dead.

Easy mistake to make

a cartoon of ralph and lisa from the simpsons talking to each other Alt: A slo-mo of the exact moment Ralph Wiggum’s heart breaks.

Susie Wiles at that moment:

Four weeks just means it’ll last twice as long as it’s taken for him to hold the press conference on Melania’s immigration status.

Waiting for a soldier to run over more foreign civilians while asleep behind the wheel.

Guess they figured out how to spend the extra 50% of defense budget they wanted.

Every new argument is untethered from past positions because hypocrisy is meaningless if you have no shame. You just say what you need to say to claim a rhetorical win. Only suckers play fair by actually having principles in arguments.

Even if we survive this, our country will still have a chronic condition that we’ll need to address before we can heal.

Maybe the antibodies just need a little bit of time to kick in. But we’re the antibodies! Hopefully we can keep the patient alive until November.

Sometimes it feels like all the studying of what happened during WWII and different countries’ descents into fascism and genocide didn’t inoculate us against it, it just gave us the words to describe the phenomenon and curses those who know them to feel like Cassandras.

We're a country that decided our love of guns is worth the price of hundreds of children shot in our schools. Of course those same people will easily justify the murder of brown children in another country.

When a Republican does foreign adventurism, it's necessary and the money is free, you see.

@grok is this true?

If anything does happen on US soil, they'll blame Democrats for the DHS shutdown.

Wonder how much of the press conveniently forgets who was president in 2020.

At least they’re making sure they fully cover the Royal Ascot Snub.

FIFA has officially issued President Trump a yellow card. If he assassinates another world leader, it’ll become an automatic red card and he won’t be eligible for another FIFA Peace Prize for 4 years.

Do you think he’s having ChatGPT help with his post hoc justifications?

Must be freeing to believe in nothing.