Rich

LA Chefs are like “the restaurant is named after my grandmother Cybil and a dinner for 4 costs more money than she ever made in her life”

What’s really cool about this mild LA weather is that I’m 100% going to be sweating through a tank top at thanksgiving

Imagine asking a non binary pansexual what they want for dinner

If you’ve ever shown someone your 23&Me results and support ICE kill yourself

“POV you’re this…”
“POV you’re that…”
POV I’m SHITTING babe

Grimes is what a British toddler calls their grandmother

She benson my boone til I flip on my back

I love the cyber truck because I’ve always wanted to know what it’s like to drive around in a cb2 coffee table

The inside of the Met Gala should be a time share presentation

Congrats to all Actors Who Can Hold Their Heads Very Still about the upcoming Wes Anderson movie

This dude is going for the Five Timers Club of public mockery

I’m one more ‘what if the characters from white lotus were the Hegseth group chat’ type video from becoming the unabomber

Drain the swamp*

*Let a Kennedy dramatically increase my healthcare costs

We could do incalculable amount of good for this planet if we just set this up outside of Joe Rogans Studio

Obsessed with Wilson taking cow leather and turning it back into a cow print

Me and the boys having a poker night, playing for forehead kisses, Steve keeps going all in 😏

What if Elon is trying to trick magats into finally getting EV cars…

The guy clearing his throat at the beginning of ‘Are You Gonna be My Girl’ is Jewish culture

Bro you gotta try this mocktail, it’s $15 and tastes way worse than sprite which is free btw

Infinite universes and infinite timelines and I’m in the one with peanut butter pretzels, pretty cool

Ladysmith Black MamGaga

Im 34 years old and realizing I could live 60 more years and never know how much sushi I should order for myself

The NFL shouldn’t ban the tush push because what am I supposed to do with my boys on a Saturday?

Start telling rich white dudes Fentanyl is a “mind expanding drug”

Maybe if we made the ballot a “Don’t Skip” instagram chainmail you fuckers would have voted

Not following a single god damn RFK Jr order I’ll start smoking cigs if he’s against it

Impressive republicans just cannot stop voting for the party that’s the biggest threat to their own lives

Telling my tarot reader “hit me”

Elon Musk behaves like he’s being blackmailed by a 12 year old

Don’t give a damn what salute he was doing, put a bounty on his scalp