Joe McDwyer

Well, he owns a Leitrim shirt, John.

Four men in parkas forcing a furious polar bear into a cage.

“And what is the charge? Eating a seal? A succulent Chinese seal? GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY PENIS!”

ET. Hammers.

This is poignant.

Joyce Carol Oates put it better.

Have you a new chapter on last Sunday?

I’m particularly angry today with all those people who attacked us for daring to challenge Laura Kuenssberg, implying we were misogynistic and unfair.

No.

She, together with Peston et al, played a key role in Boris Johnson’s ‘success’.

Ah, what's seldom is wonderful, Max.

Troy Parrott. He's the answer to everything these days.

Every time I rewatch tonight's winner, and I've watched it a lot, seeing Mikey Johnston slide into Troy's head in the celebrations puts the heart crossways in me. #COYBIG

Okay

Ah, I'm sure it was live on RTÉ2. Myself and my brother lepping round the living room like loolas.

And yet The Troubles continued

#VisitDublin

We need a combination of the courage of Richard Dunne in Moscow and the jammieness of Packie Bonner in Stuttgart for this second half 🙏🏻#COYBIG

Alan Carr should legit be a spy. Not only did he win Traitors but just by taking his specs off and not smiling he transforms himself into a man with questionable views on Alan Carr

Not so sure about this White House tour - Press Secretary looks like she's had a rough one

I'm just asking questions.

Within the next decade a billionaire will die in a space accident, and it will be the greatest day on the internet in history. I have memes prepared.

Ivan Yates becomes the first middle aged white guy to fail at podcasting, in keeping with being the first bookie ever to go bankrupt

Don't forget the clocks go forward tonight, as they do every night, pitiless and unstoppable, silent witnesses to our inevitable decay.

Oh, we weren't going to win a play off.

Ah no, that's at least nine points a season

Whist!

That Man City kit today! There should be 116 charges.

Sorry to hear that

What I learnt from Irish folk singing sessions Fame means nothing; sing for the room you’re in; slow down and listen. Patrick Freyne’s lyrical lessons for life

I’ve a piece in the Financial Times magazine about the stuff I’ve learned from singing sessions www.ft.com/content/3954...

A tweet from Sky News reading 'Aston Villa fan Andrew Fox says he has received online abuse and even death threats following the decision to ban Maccabi Tel Aviv fans from the match in Birmingham.' A follow up tweet says 'This is a correction of a previous post that incorrectly identified Mr Fox as Jewish'.

A page from the Henry Jackson Society website for Andrew Fox, Research Fellow, which says he joined HJS in 2014 and that 'Andrew specialises in Defence, the Middle East, and disinformation'.

Sky News is platforming a guy who says he's from a Jewish Aston Villa supporters group, but it turns out that the guy a) isn't Jewish, b) the group doesn't exist, and c) he works for the right wing Henry Jackson Society, whose website says he 'specialises in disinformation'. Well, quite.

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