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An MCU style timeline of films or televisions shows in a theortical cinematic universe based on the 1993 film Super Mario Bros. The releases include: Young Koopa, Trust The Fungus, Super Mario Bros. Two, Toad Returns, Minus World, Koopahari, The Adventures of the Brooklyn Girls, Iggy & Spike, Yoshi, Luigi Loves Daisy, Tales From Dinohattan, Scapelli Construction, Big Bertha, and Super Mario Bros. Versus Sonic the Hedgehog

Sugar gives me headaches.

"I once pretold a story that warned of this outcome. Of course some people laughed at my tremulous tome of an army of mechanomen who seize control of all the coal mines in Wales and are only defeated by a barrage of close harmony singing. But such is the fate of being a modern day Nostradamus."

Frank L Baum giving his Oz lore some of the stupidest names of all time so that 100 years later people have to pretend to swoon when a hot guy in a spinoff musical declares “I’m from Winkie Country.”

When the 2000s youtuber's alter ego forces him to review a game

She got that Star Wars Pussy the magic has been gone for decades but people are still dying over it

dude in a yellow 60s TOS shirt wandered around Urban Ore showing everyone his Enterprise model and honestly I wish my life was as simple as Captain Kirk’s

Quote your art with glasses on!

owned the other games so MK1 was $10 lmao

yoink

Mortal Kombat: Elder God Bundle is $13.05 on Steam (likely a price error) buff.ly/LDRevwg

includes MK1 + MK11 + MKX and related DLCs

Cheaper than MK1:DE itself

by your 30s you should have at least 3 or 4 internet friends with tastes in weird cartoon pornography that don't overlap with your tastes in weird cartoon pornography

buy me my $55 spheres

i can't believe the fucking Ford government is the one doing this

ONTARIO YOU LISTEN TO ME

IF YOU'RE NEAR A CONVENIENCE STORE RIGHT NOW, ANY TYPE OF 24 HOUR STORE, GO INTO THE STORE AND PUT YOUR HAND IN THE CASH REGISTER FOR NO REASON

Tough as fuck

this is all fun and games but you gotta go outside and breathe the fucking air to live, this shit ain't real, this is the fucking illusory realm, this is the realm of spectacle and unsuppressed urges man, this is 100% performance, none of this means jack shit, peel your fucking eyes away

you followed me just yesterday bro idk what you're expecting

A character in the game Mindseye stands in the open world. He is wearing a blue crop top and he has a tattoo on his stomach that says “can’t drink dust.”

Hey quick spoiler for the video game Mindseye (2025) but when you beat the game you unlock “free roam mode” which contains quite literally nothing, and you are forced to play as this character by default and can not change anything about him.

lock in bro

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really sorry to do this, but my gf is in dire need for rent money again. we need $500 by the end of the week, and my most consistent source of funds got cut last week. appreciate anything you can send

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Commission 💙

in MegaMan legends one, there is a side mission where a bank is robbed. You can stop the robbers and take the money for yourself. If you do, your armor becomes a darker color
This is referenced in MegaMan X dive, where MegaMan volnutt has an alternate version wielding a briefcase full of cash

We're still drawing ZA girls, right?