I could be wrong, but I don't think he'll find Savannah Guthrie's mom in Milan.

A trip on the Boardwalk roller coaster should help.

She has no credibility in her own district. Well, except for maybe with some MOTR R's who are trying to quietly run from Trump.

RFK, Jr. recommends that chickens consult with their veterinarian on whether the bird flu vaccine is right for them.

Minnesota? Is that in the United States? Near Greenland or something?

Kudos to Janet! It's sad we need people like her to do what they're doing, but glad they're there to fight the good fight.

I'm no fan of his, but I would think even Bush would weigh in a some point. Maybe Laura will.

Was there a Minority Report on the gun we don't know about?

So the kidnappers bought him dinner and that makes everything okay. Cool.

Bat. Shit. Crazy.

I thought it stopped working right after Musk took it over?

Wonder how many of the tough guys refused to wear a mask during the pandemic?

Bob Weir, Grateful Dead Co-Founder, Dead at 78 Bob Weir, the singer-guitarist who co-founded the Grateful Dead and later found success with Dead & Company, has died at age 78.

This is the turd on the top of an awful, awful week of news. Fare thee well to The Other One.

Exactly. You can also see from his vantage, she was turning her steering wheel to the right, away from him.

As someone who was a police legal adviser to two different LE agencies, you are spot on. They don't get trained well enough on the use of force continuum and it certainly appears they don't have adequate de-escalation training. It's also not clear what policy they are following for deadly force use

Fat-ass Presidents: DON'T EAT ALL YOUR BIG MACS AT ONCE!! AND SPACE OUT YOUR 20 COKES BY AT LEAST 10 MINUTES. IT'S OKAY TO HAVE FULL ORDERS OF FRIES, BUT DON'T EAT WITH A MCFLURRY UNLESS CLEARED BY A MORTICIAN. AND NEVER, EVER EAT A MCRIB SANDWICH IMMEDIATELY FOLLOWED BY MCNUGGETS WITH BBQ SAUCE!!!

This D-bag couldn't even hold Kelly's jockstrap.

If these asshats shit any more faux testosterone out of their mouths during the press conference, they'd need a medical license.

When did The Onion move into mainstream reporting?

Ah, the short list.

In reality France and Great Britain should be saying this about the US.

I was hoping he might say “MY last Christmas” instead.

We haven't watched this movie in several years because Vickie has an unreasonable reaction to the very last scene where Zuzu gives the line about the bell meaning angel gets its wings. But we finally watched last weekend and admitted how great it is, but still dissin' that poor little girl.

US Navy apparently being trained by Somali pirates.

Nice of him to mention this on the last night of Hanukkah. Guess I need to move.

Oh, that's brilliant.

He's just a morally abject, disgusting human being.

In other news, he has also issued a full and complete pardon to the Hamburgler, who was previously convicted in the court of public opinion.

I think it's time to put grandpa in the memorial care unit.

Same thing I told my parents in the 3rd grade when they asked me about my citizenship grade.