They call me Sb.

Guys are these ugly? If your answer is yes then lie to me because I already bought them.

I’m not tired so what am I supposed to do after I finish love island???

Wanna know my favorite adhd cleaning hack? If you are having trouble getting motivated, wash your couch cushion covers and strip your bed. Nowhere to sit now bitch. ✨

I have a whole list of small tattoos I want as soon as I’m done nursing W.

Well we got a free large turkey from our grocery store since we spend so much money there 😅

Mine was an artist and I often see his work in Barnes and noble (he designs greeting cards) and it makes me happy. He also illustrated a few children’s books and one of them will be in happy meals soon so that’s really cool.

Thank you. I’ll be okay one day. Knowing he’s doing well helps me cope.

Okay enough about me what are y’all up to tonight

I really just needed to get that off my chest because it’s been eating me alive. The falling out was my fault and I blame myself every day.

A fun fact about me and ill probably delete this is that I tell people I changed when I had kids but the truth is I had a falling out with my best friend in 2021 and I haven’t been the same person since. It feels like half of me is missing.

Splurged on some nice Christmas jammies for my parents. We go over there on both Christmas Eve and Christmas Day so I’m going to sneak them up onto their bed with a note that says “love Santa”. It’s their turn to receive some Christmas magic ☺️❤️

As soon as I finish this new episode of Love Island AU I’m passing out.

I balled my eyes out when I did this.

Lack of sleep is finally catching up to me and I would do anything for a nap right now.

The battery was amazing for the first couple months. And then it went downhill fast. Idk if it’s because we always keep it plugged in or what.

(2/2) hold a charge and I’ve had it less than a year. When I take it off the charger it lasts maybe an hour or 2 before it starts screaming that it’s dying. Which is annoying when E naps longer than that most days.

I hate the wifi. It disconnects all the time. And when it does, it also disconnects from my phone. And when that happens there’s a long process to reconnect to my phone. It’s so frustrating to have to do it constantly so I stopped. And now I just carry the monitor around. It also doesn’t (1/2)

Bro the sex lately… 🤤

I’m glad other people in the comments like this because I DESPISE it. I want to throw it out a window lmao

a little girl is wearing a pink pajama top ALT: a little girl is wearing a pink pajama top

Alright goodnight little pocket pals

One thing I can promise is that you will not be seeing my children on this app. I probably won’t even use their names either. They will be known as E and W.

It would be cool if W didn’t wake up every two hours tonight.

My emotions have been all over the place lately. I feel like I’m on the verge of a menty b. One more minor inconvenience and it’s over for me.

I’m almost caught up on love island AU. One more episode and then I’m forcing myself to go to sleep.

If you follow me on here please know I’m a yapper. I do not shut up.

Being a mom is hard because do you go to bed early and get a good amount of rest or do you take advantage of the alone time??? I pick the alone time every time and then regret it in the morning.

Are cardigans back in style???

I’ve sent hubs nudes every day since I got my new phone. It’s my mission to ensure he never regrets paying for me to upgrade lol. But maybe I just like sending him nudes idk. TBD.

I think I’m going full send on this one lol

Hey so nobody bothered to tell me that women’s sex drives peak around 30s and 40s. I turned 29 and when I tell you I morphed into a feral rabbit…