Honeybee Hive's Queen Bee

feels like the type of name the market would enjoy rn. like Permanent Marker

Or. Zlow Dance? 😂

Slow Dance

i dont want ur fucking spray packs bro

There are parts of the US now where masking is *illegal* regardless of whether or not you're ill i hate it here so much

fighting is like a game of chess. each blow yiou land on your opponents head is like a chess piece (Knight, bishop, etc) and then he dies .

i like 76° weather and pretty girls and u can't change my mind

a weed a day keeps the doctor away (u are too high to go to the appointment and reschedule)

its so fun to say !! piggly wiggly piggly wiggly piggly wiggly

piggly wiggly is the best grocery store just because its named that

what the fuck they doin in the wendys walkin bro

high in a way only experienced by those who are willing to put elmers glue in a freeze dryer, grind up the resulting clump of material, and rip it up their nostril with a dollar bill they found in a truck stop Denny's bathroom

im not actually addicted to cocaine im just addicted to the sensation of snorting stuff. its pleasurable

Don’t care would chug

i got beef pourin out my noggin

regis tempus appropinquat

corpus aurum. corpus argentum. corpus mercuria

a shaman, an alchemist, and a witch walk into a tavern

doing spiritual alchemy telepathically with a whale shark that lives in space like the average normal person i am

accidentally ripped the eyelid off my third eye whoops

your choices don't matter that much in all honesty. except when they do. then they really, really matter. so it averages out like they all matter quite a bit. but that's just not true

i tweet normal things for normal people. if you or a loved one has been exposed to an abnormality, please call your local Department of Sanitation office immediately and begin quarantine procedures.

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i have worse news @faineg.bsky.social

i heard a tale once of a mysterious tavern, by the name of The Red Herring. Rarely does anyone find it, and when they do they always leave disappointed, having not found what they were looking for

totally normal bluesky account. nothing weird going on here. keep walkin buddy

words are magic. most people think in words in one way or another. if you control words you control what is able to be thought. that's kinda funky

if u think im funny. im gonna be honest. i am here to talk. because clearly u are going through something

now what's all this hullaballoo *laugh track* *tire screech* *car crash* *gunshot* *that hanna-barbera bounce sound effect* *the exact same laugh track again started from the same spot*

smoke weed every day