Kái Jài

I love when I introduce a Mauby drinking Trini to the glory that is Sweet and Dandy.

I can smell myself and I smell good and I remember how y'all manwhores like to buy Dior sauvage (and designer scents) so I went to look at the price on Amazon. No boa. Alladin, Ahkmed and Mohammed, keep making them affordable dupes for me please.

*Throws rupees*

I have 13 - 18 years left (God willing) to find a source of passive income. I refuse to work until 65 just to hold my hand out for a measly pension that may not even be still available to me.

A woman I do not know told me "I must say, you smell really nice."

Y'all can't talk to me today.

This Sean Paul discourse on Twitter is one of the reasons why I don't post/partake in Twitter exchanges anymore. 🗣️ Cause y'all don't have anything better to effing do?!?!?

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 goooooood tiiiiiiiimes

I still find it hilarious how people think one's views in a tweet from 2016 still hold true and is a gotcha/this you moment?

🗣️ PEOPLE ARE ALLOWED TO CHANGE THEIR MINDS/VIEWS AND EVOLVE OVER TIME.

Natlee and musclekatt really are Bajan icons.

Making and posting a video to drag an establishment and ending up getting dragged instead cause the public court decided you, and not the establishment, was in the wrong is high level comedy.

Serves y'all right.

Another compliment from a coworker.

"How you smelling nice so?"

I really am I my "trying to find what works, what lasts, and what I like best" cologne era. 🕺🏾

Of all employees, why y'all over there effing with these ones?!?! Run them their money. They are essential.

Me to my coworker as she initially drives into this spot to be able to reverse and park into a different spot: "You cudda park there. I wudda sit here and act the part". 😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🫢🤣🤣

😔

Y'all are some haters.

The second offense is apparently, after baking a ham and putting it in the fridge, deciding to slice off some of the ham, chop it up a bit and curry it is illegal. 🫩

I heavily admire different cultures sometimes. I be getting dragged for my lunch at work and it does become a whole conversation.

The first offence is that macaroni pie + boiled sweet potatoes + chicken was an overdo. 😭

"the world doesn’t need to know you are on your period, we need to bring back shame"

Are y'all ok when y'all type foolishness and then hit post for the entire internet to see?!?!?

$28 USD in Oct 2023 vs $60 USD in Oct 2025?

Please to come down from there. Cause what y'all smoking?

Why am I not surprised?

a woman with braids is pointing her finger at the camera ALT: a woman with braids is pointing her finger at the camera

TSA and Air Traffic Controllers aren't being paid and/or are being furloughed during the government shut down? Are y'all ok over there?!?!?

When I tell people my age and they are shocked because I don't look it, in my mind I'm like "ye. Cause I don't let shit stress me out".

I see a July news article that Transport Board was intending to implement tap to pay (I think) as well as being able to track the buses in real time by September. It's October. Somebody update me on that situation.

I buss a lil nap after I ate lunch and when I wake up, my coworker ask me what I dream. I said nothing. She said I was snoring. 🙆🏾‍♂️

I ain't shame to be a snorer but to snore at work? Ah gad oye.

I don't like my money being in limbo yuh know. When I do an online transfer from one bank to another, I wanna log in to the recipient account and see my money there within an hour.

Second executive order would be to make the pelican a protected animal by law. Anyone found intentionally abusing, harming or killing the aforementioned would be fined AND jailed.

How is the pelican our national bird but we don't have any pelicans on the island? As the next Prime Minister of Barbados, one of my first executive orders, after consultation with ecological professionals, would be to reintroduce them to Barbados.

Yesterday it was my female supervisor.
Today it's some random man at the back of a taxi asking me what cologne I wearing.

Oh okay okay.

Also to delay them Trumpstein files.
Word on the street is that he wants to use the shutdown to fire (democratic) employees and replace them (with republican employees).

Time will tell.