Dan Jacobsen danjacobsen - Bluesky Statics

#WheresBruce @bruceciskie.bsky.social

01.03.2026 01:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

Dan is drinking a Cold Press Black | Coffee Ale by Bent Paddle Brewing Co. Dan checked-in on Untappd

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28.02.2026 22:52 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Dan is drinking a Harness IPA by Bent Paddle Brewing Co. Dan checked-in on Untappd

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28.02.2026 22:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Isn't it always like this?

27.02.2026 16:09 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Time for a 6,000 seat arena for both hockey teams

27.02.2026 00:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yeah, that's tough. You need an escape plan and that doesn't help

27.02.2026 00:27 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Take a shot before doing it

27.02.2026 00:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

If only they could punch the man as hard as they punched the bin

26.02.2026 22:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It Only Tuesday

It Only Tuesday https://theonion.com/it-only-tuesday-1819569397/

24.02.2026 20:43 — 👍 6828 🔁 1815 💬 78 📌 105

Heck yeah

24.02.2026 17:12 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

What's the most likely upset for the first round of the WCHA playoffs?

23.02.2026 18:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Truly wild how many people I follow (particularly on IG) who have never talked about hockey but were all about the men's gmg (US and Canadian alike) but did not apparently watch the women's game. The cultural saturation is still so, so different

23.02.2026 14:06 — 👍 25 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 1

This is exactly right. The Onion quietly left Twitter a month ago and... our weekly subscribers went up. It's because we're doing well here, on Instagram and on YouTube.

As a business, being on Twitter is somewhere between useless or detrimental, unless you're selling boner pills.

23.02.2026 01:51 — 👍 29451 🔁 4990 💬 333 📌 124

I'm sure he did this for the women's team too?

22.02.2026 17:36 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

But I want UMD to host both St cloud teams

22.02.2026 17:33 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Winds Suck Dicks

someone waited their ENTIRE LIFE to write that headline...

21.02.2026 20:26 — 👍 11228 🔁 3342 💬 92 📌 107

a group of men are sitting around a table with a pitcher of water on it ALT: a group of men are sitting around a table with a pitcher of water on it

I know what you're thinking.

Cale Makar just came up short in a single game championship again.

But at least he scored a goal in this one.

22.02.2026 16:17 — 👍 6 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

🇺🇸 Men and Women 🏒🥇

22.02.2026 16:07 — 👍 1190 🔁 188 💬 14 📌 12

this is one of the best hockey games I've ever seen but I keep wondering: are any of these men's hockey players married or related to women that I've heard of? what is the US women's hockey team up to right now

22.02.2026 15:16 — 👍 871 🔁 115 💬 28 📌 5

I'd spend a lot of money on an arcade 1up version of DDR. Even if it was just 1 player

21.02.2026 00:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

How was it? I just won tickets for next week

21.02.2026 00:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

“Make bad game? Fired. Make good game? Fired. Make incredibly successful game? Believe it or not, also fired.” Original source of meme is from Parks and Recreation.

the video game industry is a mess

20.02.2026 01:02 — 👍 10495 🔁 2569 💬 53 📌 50

AbJu was a big fan of this

20.02.2026 22:59 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I should be able to stay awake for this one

20.02.2026 22:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If you say you support women's hockey., but only watch 1 game every 4 years, you don't support women's hockey. This is how you support women's hockey (or women's sports in general) 👇

19.02.2026 21:21 — 👍 24 🔁 9 💬 3 📌 0

3v3 OT in Olympic hockey is a joke

18.02.2026 22:29 — 👍 7 🔁 5 💬 1 📌 0

#WheresBruce - you never know where!!

16.02.2026 22:03 — 👍 2 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

Damn it, foiled by Rhode Island again

16.02.2026 22:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

@biddco.bsky.social it me and @chestercopperpot33.bsky.social

16.02.2026 21:48 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Delaware, the smallest state, has 1.

16.02.2026 18:42 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

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