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Jared

@pretendmaker.bsky.social

streaming on http://twitch.tv/pretendmaker + vids on YT. autoimmune disease + OCD champion. elite hoops watcher. MFA valedictorian. smart & good. mostly on twitter

59 Followers  |  83 Following  |  93 Posts  |  Joined: 22.06.2023
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after being reported missing for 3 days elon musk’s body found in the back of self-driving tesla taxi. Authorities were unable to stop the vehicle until it ran out of battery

05.06.2025 19:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i feel like every time my gf has jrock videos playing she goes β€œthat guy injects silicone into his balls.” just a normal celebrity fact

01.04.2025 21:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I REPEAT ITS NOT SOFTCORE IN THE SLIGHTEST

01.04.2025 04:59 β€” πŸ‘ 44    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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What the heck

01.04.2025 05:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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in grummz official em8er server right now and things are going well

01.04.2025 05:02 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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What the fuck is happening to discord my server

01.04.2025 04:57 β€” πŸ‘ 727    πŸ” 29    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 1
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Breaking news: guy who backs grummz doesn’t actually believe in anything

01.04.2025 03:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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grummz

31.03.2025 07:52 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Goonernomicon: Grummz | Part 1
YouTube video by MLYP Goonernomicon: Grummz | Part 1

during grummz time at blizzard, red 5, and his time when he was supposed to be working on em8er and to 3 days ago, he’s living a second life

here are all the details with the archival evidence + more

timeline video:

30.03.2025 04:43 β€” πŸ‘ 4620    πŸ” 736    πŸ’¬ 141    πŸ“Œ 125
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You’re not supposed to ask

28.03.2025 17:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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So true, grummz

27.03.2025 04:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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First hot day of the year…

25.03.2025 04:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Didn’t even need a cosigner

21.03.2025 20:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They’re talking like Ubisoft killed JFK. That’s crazy. Obviously it was Blizzard

20.03.2025 03:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Warriors Bucks game would have been done over an hour ago if Giannis didn’t have so many free throw attempts

19.03.2025 04:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m having pizza rolls while my girlfriend is having bagel bites. A real his and hers situation rn

18.03.2025 04:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

GPII best player in warriors history???

18.03.2025 03:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Jokic deliberately missing a game to make the Warriors run look more fraudulent. Hate to see it

18.03.2025 02:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Red image showing a drawing of a bloodstained person and the text β€œSin Eater.” In the background is various recipes written in different handwriting

Red image showing a drawing of a bloodstained person and the text β€œSin Eater.” In the background is various recipes written in different handwriting

BIG NEWS: I’m absolutely overjoyed to announce that Sin Eater is being published by Hunters Entertainment!! We’ll be launching our Kickstarter in May, so please hit the β€œNotify me on launch” button on the link below & share this with all your spooky goth TTRPG friends!

13.03.2025 17:15 β€” πŸ‘ 175    πŸ” 49    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 4

Trying to catch up here. Looking to follow more people in the #hashtag #videogame #games and #basketball #nba #warriors spaces. Lmao I hate doing posts like this

17.03.2025 20:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I will be wearing green today, not to celebrate St. Patrick’s Day, but to defend myself from those claiming to be celebrating St. Patrick’s Day

17.03.2025 16:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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need to play more Skyrim again

17.03.2025 03:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

my man is sunburnt as hell

16.03.2025 20:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

great game for NBA podcasters. terrible game for terrible game for social media discourse

16.03.2025 07:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thinking about the time I was walking to class in downtown SF and a whole group of people and I collectively stopped to watch a pigeon correctly use a crosswalk after waiting for the signal

16.03.2025 07:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Eat sleep pray basketball

15.03.2025 06:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0