woag...

shit's probably gonna be down for the next hour or so

My favorite strip

Real shit, I just finished my recap of the first two chapters, looked at the time, saw it was midnight and just went

“what the fuck”

Picture of a pikachu in a toilet with an X button labeled “flush him” and an O button labeled “spare him”

oh

golbat really hit the humina humina awooga

Caption: “The work was hard and the hours were long, so on sunny days, the professor allowed the team to leave the lab and research their viruses outdoors.” Image: Scientists in yellow hazmat suits work with chemicals, glassware and machinery in the dappled shade of some old trees on the university lawn.

A summery cartoon for @newscientist.com

that is what they do yes

Panel 1: A wolf is in a sheep costume with a yellow ribbon on the neck. He's in a flock of sheep. He's thinking "Hehehe... They don't know I'm really a wolf." Panel 2: A few of the sheep have approached the wolf. One is touching his 'wool', saying "oh my gosh, your wool is so soft!" Another is touching his ribbon, saying "and your ribbon is so pretty!" Panel 3: The sheep are pulling him along with them somewhere, saying "c'mon, let's go dance in the meadow!" and "let's dance and graze!" He is smiling and beginning to blush. Panel 4: Two wolves are sitting at a campfire. One has his head in his hands. The other is saying "It's been 4 days, where the hell is he."

Panel 1: Mario and Goompa are in a field. Goompa says, "こんなヤツですじゃ" Panel 2: I'm looking down at the game console, confused. I say, "Okay, he's pretty much saying 'Here's what it looks like.' But what does ヤツ mean?" Panel 3: A screenshot of jisho.org. I say, "Ohhh, so he's just say 'guy' in a derogatory tone! I get what he's saying!!" Panel 4: The same as Panel 1, with Mario and Goompa in a field. Goompa now says, "Here's what the fucker looks like."

Art rerun!
Since I'm resuming playing Paper Mario in Japanese, I though it'd be fitting to bring this comic back up.
I was 100% set with Goompa just calling the hammer that, kind of like when you're looking for your car keys and you find it in a weird place 20 minutes later
#art #comics #papermario

Me without you~🎶

#Art #Furry #FurryArt #Pokemon #PMD
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being a "functional member of society" is boring. i don't want to pay taxes! i want to drop anvils on my friends!

Nerd meets Scott the Woz

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are running errands. Green turns to look at Blue, who is frowning with agitated frustration. Blue: Aargh! I hate this! It's too loud, too bright, and there's too many people! Somewhere in the distance, someone's baby is crying. Frowning, Blue turns to glare towards the noise. Blue: ...And someone's crying baby, of couse. Green: Can I try something? Green pulls out a strange little device, which Blue studies with confusion. Blue: What? Green: This baby translator. Blue: A what? As both of the foxes study the contraption that Green is holding, it speaks up. Translator: Wail decoded: It's too loud, too bright, and too crowded. I hate it. Blue: Okay, that's fair.

Love wins

this is canon excluding that partynoob probably didn't pass the bar exam

the hat stays ON in the courtroom

maximum sentence

a sign with an M on it that is definitely Mario adjacent

an upside down m, also known as a "wario symbol"

I'm so used to bar bathrooms with cutesy signs that I had to stop here and ask myself if I was a Mario or a Wario

Dow jones down 1900 for year

S&P down 840 this month. Now 875 since I took screenshot one minute ago

Good news. The American empire is falling. Bad news. I’m an American

CNBC Hosts Sit In Stunned Silence For 19th Consecutive Hour

He's hideogaming

Burrito

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