J Ferguson

Lady in the airport wearing a hoodie that says "God is dope!" I don't know who thought that was quality content for a hip religious slogan but I do know that there are a nation of junkies who fully agree with the sentiment

well well well look who can't afford to own the libs anymore

Pull the trigger one more time!

Did we all just forget that Goldberg is a hardcore Zionist, Israeli apartheid apologist, Netanyahu ally, and former(?) IDF employee? Why are we taking his word at face value when it comes to a situation involving US military support for Israeli bombing campaigns?

This poser wasn't even driving a tesla

Both things could be concurrently true 🤞

Is it awful? Or does it set the stage for a bunch of very intelligent, talented, and motivated people to organize their work around a specific spitefulness toward a specific group of terrible people? 🤔

Attention oogles: your ship has officially come in

Thank you, I was trying to remember the last time the left was in power and I was drawing a hard blank

Yeah but exploding onboard a SpaceX shuttle won't count

To be fair, nobody ever wins against the taliban. I mean we've all seen Rambo 3...

I mean, I wouldn't place a bet against it

They were working tirelessly! Around the clock! But I guess you missed that 😂

That was basically the entire 2024 platform. No policy, just vibes, relying solely on pointing out that republicans are "weird". It didn't work so well

The more losses they stack up, the higher the stakes behind their next series of "most important election in human history" fundraising emails. So it's still a win for them. Just not for anyone else

I almost believed this until I got to slides 7, 8, 9... But it is pretty funny

This should have been the premise of a jacuzzi suicide song

Democrats don't want to do anything that they could be held responsible for later. Their primary purpose is fundraising; the less they rock the boat, the less people they alienate from sponsoring them later on

I'd rather see you rocking Melania's inauguration outfit. Start roaming the streets of new york like a dark priest from a d&d campaign and all the treasure chests in the city will be yours

People want healthcare. They want accessible housing and food security. They want to feel like their government is looking out for them. Literally every American will vote for someone with those priorities.

I never loved Twitter even back when it was run by different billionaires. But I do use social media to find out about stuff happening outside of my house. And the other ones are sucking more all the time. So giving this new twitter a shot 🤷‍♂️