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Smellraiser

27.02.2026 22:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Firesidecollie.bsky.social has blocked you, and you know what? They can piss up a fuckin rope

Firesidecollie.bsky.social has blocked you, and you know what? They can piss up a fuckin rope

GOOD

27.02.2026 15:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I've said it before, and I've said it again

We need Butlerian Jihad NOW

Not tomorrow, not next week! Right this very fucking minute

26.02.2026 23:04 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I've always had a good time there! Justin Wallis/Bird Drugs and Jarvix are real gems

26.02.2026 15:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

GOTTEM

26.02.2026 15:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A poster for tonight's event, Weirder Wednesday at Opolis in Norman. There's deets about showtime and all that shit: 7pm, $7, starring Jarvix and Tsuki-Chan, Confined to Singular Form, $t0rekeeper, and of course Open Casket Soundsystem!

A poster for tonight's event, Weirder Wednesday at Opolis in Norman. There's deets about showtime and all that shit: 7pm, $7, starring Jarvix and Tsuki-Chan, Confined to Singular Form, $t0rekeeper, and of course Open Casket Soundsystem!

Playing in Norman tonight! Shoulda posted this weeks ago πŸ™ƒ

26.02.2026 01:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Mic is short for Michaelrophone

Follow for more music facts

24.02.2026 17:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Keep honking, i'm so close

23.02.2026 23:24 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Skid Viscous

22.02.2026 22:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ahh great!! Tell her we say hallo from Tvlse!

22.02.2026 13:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Erin rules

22.02.2026 13:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

E R I N

22.02.2026 13:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

who up lisan they al-gaib

22.02.2026 04:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Okay this is a goof, as usual, for me specifically

20.02.2026 02:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Shout out to Mapes

20.02.2026 02:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

All of east texas, by the way, smells like a ruptured septic tank near a propane leak

19.02.2026 03:04 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Scion of Oklahoma City’s largest McDonald’s franchisee family pissed himself at a peaceful anti-ICE protest in Mustang, OK this week when he tried to start shit and attacked protestors

18.02.2026 16:21 β€” πŸ‘ 2042    πŸ” 632    πŸ’¬ 47    πŸ“Œ 26

In the concentration camp universe, this is what's known as a filtration camp. A government preemptively takes a whole class of people to interrogate and detain extrajudicially in order to inflict duress on them while arbitrarily assessing their (supposed) culpability.

19.02.2026 02:20 β€” πŸ‘ 5540    πŸ” 3041    πŸ’¬ 61    πŸ“Œ 55

Fozzy Osbourne

18.02.2026 17:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"Black women are losing jobs" makes it sound like they can't find their keys, rather than "the white supremacist government is firing them and letting private companies use racial grounds to fire people without consequences."

13.02.2026 13:01 β€” πŸ‘ 120    πŸ” 58    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Logging on

12.02.2026 19:46 β€” πŸ‘ 126    πŸ” 19    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Man you know what has never not sounded perfect? Massive Attack's MEZZANINE

12.02.2026 19:49 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
I’m Not Done With You | Mary Turfah You cannot harm a corpse, though you can use it to harm others.

"Empire is petty; it lives forβ€”and throughβ€”spectacle."
This article is wrecking me.
thebaffler.com/latest/im-no...

12.02.2026 15:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
The PriceMaster (full version)
YouTube video by ThePriceMaster The PriceMaster (full version)

it is apparently the 25th anniversary of the greatest piece of art Denton, Texas, has ever produced

11.02.2026 03:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1991    πŸ” 805    πŸ’¬ 29    πŸ“Œ 57

But also this is an interpretation that is not likely supported by the film. Fanfic in my brain I guess.

10.02.2026 23:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I sort of thought that was part of the metaphor, right? That the intrapersonal problems of the film's waste of space protagonists were writ large on the bodies of the folks overseas--colonialism!

10.02.2026 23:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I am fucking hilarious, more of you lot should give me tribute

10.02.2026 06:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

World's #8,275,007,910 Dad

10.02.2026 06:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Jeeeeeeezus.

10.02.2026 06:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0