MCP

I feel like most of my followers know this but because I see a lot of cis folks who have a specific blind spot for it:

This includes the theme park. I don't care if you want Butterbeer or want to get a wand or are already there so why not just walk in. It's all Her. Everything with the name is Her.

Nobody:

Pwr Bottoms:

❤️

Picture of a Sobble mascot all alone in public

Diversity win; Maher has found a reason to defend a trans woman (racist tweets)

Is the weekend over yet?

Well the year nearly is!!

Switch joycons. They are bodies are fully blue and fully red, with accenting black buttons.

Star Trek TOS uniforms. They're red and blue shirts accented by black pants and undershirts.

Switch 2 Joycons. They're solid black, with a stripe of blue and red accenting them.

Deep Space 9 uniforms. They're mostly black with a stripe of blue and red accenting them.

Surely I'm not the only one getting this vibe from the Switch 2's joycons:

Someone on Twitter writes: "Unfortunately die work wear or whatever is a psyop to turn men into women . Cuz why the hell else would he be telling them to dress that gay"

The year is 2035. I meet President AOC in the Oval Office. "You've done well," she says. "By telling men to dress gay, you've lowered the population rate by 90%, thereby reducing carbon emissions." She slides me a manilla envelope. I can now afford a home in a walkable neighborhood

My favorite part of Zuckerberg's Joe Rogan interview is when he suggests there is not enough masculine energy at his company, where two out of every three employees is a man.

Ahh why thank you 😊

Where did you get the shorts though? XP

Claudia in a velvet jacket

Jon Pertwee in the same velvet jacket holding a phone.

"Madam, return my jacket immediately!"

#TheTraitors #Traitors #TraitorsUK
#DoctorWho

Worse, if you read further she didn’t even ask for the whip to be restored but the Tory team have decided to make a story about it to make her look bad

Illustration of a guy starting a new drawing in his room. He has a pet dragon just vibin' next to him. The room is adorned with various images, plants and paintings. There is a giant 2D-3D dragon heading the top of the window and wrapping around the room. Deawn by gdbee art/prinnay in 2025.

[Paper dragon room]
I want to draw more dragons this year, so the first painting of the year has to start off strong

When Rowling announced that Dumbledore was gay Terry Pratchett joked:

"Rincewind would like to announce that he is gay. Since he never gets any, it really doesn't make much difference which any he doesn't get, and at least he might get a brief reputation for social awareness"

😅

Nostradumbass has a prediction from 2 days ago

Bawhahah that's understandable xP

it's a one page RPG called Toxic Homosexual Workplace Romance. It's not quality, it's maybe a little problematic, but it is earnest

well it's the end of the month so here's a one page RPG (a rare 2 player game) called Toxic Homosexual Workplace Romance where you kill or fuck or unwisely marry the other player after some uncomfortable questions, idk where this came from, I need a beer

pdf here:
www.patreon.com/posts/toxic-...

What did wax seals ever do to you? But also what bougie people do you know sending frickin post in the year of our lord 2024 AD?!?!?

Lest we forget, Nikola Tesla also wanted to provide Free Energy for Everybody.

Tony and Eric reacting to being my poor little meow meows.

Vee how could you wish that upon Timbo!!!! Just cause of his tory parents. Jk jk

In America, CEOs are considered tacit members of government by virtue of their wealth, so if you kill one, it's terrorism rather than simply murder.

rip jimmy carter you were very old for my entire life

Look at that molten upholstery weesh