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A Google search for "three word phrase kiwi fruit" returns an AI search result for "based on the search results, the original, and, and," and then an infinite string of the word "and"

A Google search for "three word phrase kiwi fruit" returns an AI search result for "based on the search results, the original, and, and," and then an infinite string of the word "and"

I would like @ryanpequin.bsky.social to know that searching for his comic strip about tarantula butts breaks Google's AI

01.03.2026 01:44 β€” πŸ‘ 167    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm sure it's perfectly normal in their original Dutch

23.02.2026 00:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A notification from Letterboxd saying that user "cumlord777" has liked my review of the movie Tiptoes

A notification from Letterboxd saying that user "cumlord777" has liked my review of the movie Tiptoes

Letterboxd was a mistake

23.02.2026 00:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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It's my 42nd birthday so I am doing the time honored middle aged tradition of buying and listening to Jim Steinman's sole album, 1981's Bad For Good

16.02.2026 02:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Title screen of the Taking Of Beverly Hills tie-in game

Title screen of the Taking Of Beverly Hills tie-in game

Screenshot of the Taking Of Beverly Hills DOS game with and inventory screen and the text "BOOMER HAS BEEN KILLED!!!" A very long resolution Ken Wahl is walking out of a jewelry store.

Screenshot of the Taking Of Beverly Hills DOS game with and inventory screen and the text "BOOMER HAS BEEN KILLED!!!" A very long resolution Ken Wahl is walking out of a jewelry store.

The children yearned for more Ken Wahl and Robert Davi action

14.02.2026 15:27 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A tub of chipotle cheeseburger dip with a cracker in it

A tub of chipotle cheeseburger dip with a cracker in it

We have the power to look God in the eye and spit on all He has created

08.02.2026 22:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

jesus that thread in r/chicagofood is something else. Sucks that Feed's spot is being taken over by this guy, they deserved a lot better.

27.01.2026 18:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Review of Civil War from April 14, 2024 that ends with the statement "Amateur hour defaulting to Texas as the revolutionary vanguard in your script when Minnesota is like an entire frozen fremen army waiting for their maud'dib."

Review of Civil War from April 14, 2024 that ends with the statement "Amateur hour defaulting to Texas as the revolutionary vanguard in your script when Minnesota is like an entire frozen fremen army waiting for their maud'dib."

When I'm right I'm right

23.01.2026 23:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They got me again

01.01.2026 21:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

so sorry. I lost my girl a few months ago too. I never thought i'd miss having multiple puncture wounds at all times but in the end it was worth it. RIP Edna

10.12.2025 20:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

An incredible detail about my local Hermosa bar "In 1952, the club was highlighted in Life Magazine for the stunts performed by Atlantis: Amphibious Stripologist, a β€œpretty specimen” who romped around topless and mostly nude inside a water-filled tank."

26.11.2025 19:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I could've fixed Louise Lasser in Blood Rage I'll tell you what

25.11.2025 21:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Imagining this as the memoir of a classicaly gay dude's favorite twink

17.11.2025 02:01 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A can of beer from Illuminated Beer Works called The Keep and featuring an illustration of the demon from the movie

A can of beer from Illuminated Beer Works called The Keep and featuring an illustration of the demon from the movie

Text on the beer can that says "Movies like The Keep, one of the great atrocities of cinematic history, so bad that Michael Mann would prefer everyone forget it ever happened. But we remember Mr. Mann!"

Text on the beer can that says "Movies like The Keep, one of the great atrocities of cinematic history, so bad that Michael Mann would prefer everyone forget it ever happened. But we remember Mr. Mann!"

IDK maybe if you care enough about The Keep to make a beer out of it you shouldn't call it "one of the great atrocities of cinema" right on the can itself

03.11.2025 01:29 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Never want to hear anyone critique the satire of Starship Troopers again

25.10.2025 19:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If anyone was going to go in that direction it would've been David Gordon Green but alas

09.10.2025 18:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Halloween 5 returns to the series' canonical roots (Michael Myers has a driver's license)

09.10.2025 18:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Dead Meat
YouTube video by The Tubs - Topic Dead Meat
26.09.2025 16:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Negative Scanner - Criticism (Live on PressureDrop.tv)
YouTube video by PressureDrop.tv Negative Scanner - Criticism (Live on PressureDrop.tv)

youtu.be/YpMTSkgFVQI?...

26.09.2025 16:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Zipper
YouTube video by The Hecks - Topic Zipper

youtu.be/t32U8BJLCSo?...

26.09.2025 16:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Dick Diver - Tearing the Posters Down (Official Audio)
YouTube video by Chapter Music Dick Diver - Tearing the Posters Down (Official Audio)
26.09.2025 16:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

just hits after hits

26.09.2025 16:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Trouble In Mind has been around almost as long as I've been here in Chicago so this hits pretty hard. Extra kick in the ass since Artie passed last week and she had the exact same lifespan. All my best to Bill & Lisa.

26.09.2025 15:17 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

musicboxtheatre.com/films-and-ev...

25.09.2025 05:30 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ruth Gordon strikes again

14.09.2025 06:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i know they carry lemon and grapefruit, maybe a few others. NOT to be confused with their lacroix variant Belle Vie, since i think technically PurAqua is the umbrella brand for all their drinks. it's whatever one says it has real fruit juice prominently.

18.08.2025 21:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

PurAqua, the Aldi version of Spindrift is also excellent and slightly cheaper. Not as many flavors but they're a lot more accessible since I can't go two blocks in my part of Chicago without tripping into an Aldi.

18.08.2025 20:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The thing that’s basically impossible to convey about the three-channel era is how absolutely anything that ran on prime-time network TV was by definition normal. Manimal was a normal television program.

12.08.2025 03:56 β€” πŸ‘ 332    πŸ” 28    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 2

My neighbors have their latin tuba band outside again which is usually not my thing but today they are playing "Hail To The Bus Driver" and frankly I am delighted

09.08.2025 22:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Could be Steve Ritchie as well, he's still local

28.07.2025 05:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0