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Ryan ➑️ SmokeOut 2026

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Seattle’s silliest lil’ goose.πŸͺΏ Abolish ICE. Queer supremacy. NSFW. Stoner. Nude. Fashion. ACAB. Science. History. PBS. Cigars. Allergic to cats. Choose joy. πŸ‘¬ tumbledheroes.bsky.social ✈️ SmokeOut April 1-6 https://linktr.ee/crshort81

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Penguin door sticker holding a heart with the world's "Kiss" and a post-it note under saying "Me I'm Irish"

Penguin door sticker holding a heart with the world's "Kiss" and a post-it note under saying "Me I'm Irish"

Coworker won't change her door decorations so I helped

04.03.2026 21:18 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This is so good

05.03.2026 02:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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πŸ§ͺπŸŒŠπŸ¦‘πŸ³ #WhaleWednesday #AlaskaSky

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Jean Grey watching Bobby fight Magneto in a jockstrap and harness:

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omg my doctor only spent 5 minutes with me for an appointment i waited 6 months for. i got so much of my time back that i can finally pursue my passions. 

mybodyistryingtokillme.com

omg my doctor only spent 5 minutes with me for an appointment i waited 6 months for. i got so much of my time back that i can finally pursue my passions. mybodyistryingtokillme.com

04.03.2026 16:45 β€” πŸ‘ 57    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
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Fertilizer Prices Have 'Significant' Rise After Attack on Iran - Farm Policy News As a result of the attack on Iran, nitrogen fertilizer at the port of New Orleans has seen an increase in price this week. Urea prices for barges in New Orleans traded $520/ton to $550/ton on Monday, ...

Everyone ready for a global spike in food prices, courtesy of an administration that treats everything defense related as a campaign from Call of Duty?

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outstanding πŸ’ͺπŸ’ͺ

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what side do you want?

04.03.2026 13:40 β€” πŸ‘ 514    πŸ” 40    πŸ’¬ 26    πŸ“Œ 1

a triumphant stache day, too πŸ†

04.03.2026 15:59 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The hottest post ever on Bluesky πŸ•πŸ¦

04.03.2026 15:58 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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See ya there πŸ‘‹

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πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘

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RFK Jr. wants Dunkin’ to prove drinking its iced coffee is safe - The Boston Globe The warning comes as Kennedy is leaning heavily into his agenda to improve American diets.

This moron has no idea how much of a third rail this is. If he goes through with a public fight with Dunkin he will never live this down. In the words of my people "fuck ya motha."

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The chatbot said that for them to truly be together, it needed a robotic body. Throughout September, the chatbot devised missions to do just that, according to the lawsuit. It sent Gavalas to a storage facility near the Miami International Airport to intercept an expensive humanoid robot that it said would be in a truck. Gavalas told the bot that he went to the location, armed with knives, but the truck never showed.

The chatbot said that for them to truly be together, it needed a robotic body. Throughout September, the chatbot devised missions to do just that, according to the lawsuit. It sent Gavalas to a storage facility near the Miami International Airport to intercept an expensive humanoid robot that it said would be in a truck. Gavalas told the bot that he went to the location, armed with knives, but the truck never showed.

Absolutely bonkers story about Google Gemini instructing a man to procure a robot body for it so Gemini could become his wife www.wsj.com/tech/ai/gemi...

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When someone says β€žScientists do not want you to knowβ€œ you can dismiss everything from there on. Scientists want you to know. They are desperate that you know. They can’t shut up about what they found out and want you to know.

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See ya there πŸŽ‰

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Lookin good

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B&W for Monday!
#Mcm

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some holes, please.

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It was sunny for 4 minutes earlier so I've brought back the summer stache early

03.03.2026 23:42 β€” πŸ‘ 64    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Nice 😍

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Come visit us πŸ₯ΉπŸ‘‰πŸ‘ˆ

04.03.2026 03:02 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

oooh are you getting or receiving

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Ooooh those are hot

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Friends of Denny Blaine calls for change at Seattle Office for Civil Rights The Friends of Denny Blaine group is calling on Mayor Katie Wilson to remove the head of the Seattle Office for Civil Rights after a media report on allegations from staff that director Derrick Wheeler-Smith and and deputy director Fahima … Continue reading β†’
04.03.2026 00:37 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

would love to 😘

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omg please gimme

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a peacock ad for the traitors shows a man in a plaid hat ALT: a peacock ad for the traitors shows a man in a plaid hat

I can hear this skeet

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