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@crshort81.bsky.social

I have friends everywhere. Abolish ICE. Queer supremacy. NSFW. Stoner. Nude. ACAB. Science. History. PBS. Cigars. Unrestricted abortion. Allergic to cats. Choose joy. Seattleโ€™s silliest little goose.๐Ÿชฟ ๐Ÿ‘ฌ tumbledheroes.bsky.social

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An illustration of a man feeding Froot Loops to a bear by a campfire. Thereโ€™s a tent behind him with a man sleeping surrounded by otters. There are other camping icons around the illustration and a big mountain shaped like a bear head in the back. A sign reads โ€œBear Head Mountain National Forest.โ€

An illustration of a man feeding Froot Loops to a bear by a campfire. Thereโ€™s a tent behind him with a man sleeping surrounded by otters. There are other camping icons around the illustration and a big mountain shaped like a bear head in the back. A sign reads โ€œBear Head Mountain National Forest.โ€

A map of downtown Seattle; 1st Ave and Pike St.  it reads Pike Place Market, October 8-14, 9a - 5p Daily.

A map of downtown Seattle; 1st Ave and Pike St. it reads Pike Place Market, October 8-14, 9a - 5p Daily.

Very excited, and nervous, and anxious, but mostly excited to sell fir a week at Pike Place Market, gonna have my new shirt, Bear Head Mountain, available for the first time along with its full color print.

Hope to see some of yโ€™all.

#QueerArt #ArtSky #ShopQueer #SmallBusiness

07.10.2025 00:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 50    ๐Ÿ” 9    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Read @jesswash.bsky.social's original story for more on a potential Trump administration Dreamer strategy:

06.10.2025 20:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 47    ๐Ÿ” 14    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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This is Barrett. He keeps trying to howl along with his big sister Hazel. Personally finds the practice repulsive but refuses to be left out. 13/10 for both (TT: jennyrae23)

06.10.2025 21:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3547    ๐Ÿ” 292    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 61    ๐Ÿ“Œ 19

"[T]he outcome of the cityโ€™s decision was that for nearly a year, Seattle paid for just as many rooms as before yet helped fewer and fewer people off the street with them."
- ProPublica on Mayor Harrell's mismanagement.

I will get results on homelessness: www.wilsonforseattle.com/homelessness

06.10.2025 17:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 101    ๐Ÿ” 21    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
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A PAC supporting Bruce Harrell has now raised more than $1 million from wealthy donors, and soon they will use it to attack me so that our city stays unaffordable. With less than a month until election day, I want to make a few things clear. #thisisyourcity

06.10.2025 16:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 164    ๐Ÿ” 48    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 7

๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฅฐ

06.10.2025 14:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 20    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thanks Dad ๐Ÿ˜‰

06.10.2025 05:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A man with good taste ๐Ÿ˜‰

05.10.2025 22:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Love a good mic checkโ€ฆ

05.10.2025 04:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 48    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Different bathroom, same hairy tits ๐Ÿป

05.10.2025 03:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 608    ๐Ÿ” 28    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I was gonna post this but then I was like ugh so much breathing but now Iโ€™m tipsy so whatever

#princealbert #batorpig #pierceddick #stachedadd

05.10.2025 07:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 590    ๐Ÿ” 29    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 39    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

good boy

05.10.2025 06:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

honestly werk

05.10.2025 06:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a close up of a man 's face with the words `` i know nothing '' on it . ALT: a close up of a man 's face with the words `` i know nothing '' on it .

Thatโ€™s why you were a good quizmaster and I was just a tasty side piece scorekeeper.

05.10.2025 05:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Except be president.

05.10.2025 05:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™m so stoned forgive everything.

05.10.2025 05:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Women can do anything.

05.10.2025 05:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A classic lyric. One for the ages, really.

05.10.2025 05:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Keeping it so real

05.10.2025 05:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Adorbs

05.10.2025 02:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I saw your Soft Cock post earlier today. Itโ€™s entirely about you

05.10.2025 02:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Facts are facts!

05.10.2025 02:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

all yours boy

05.10.2025 02:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Some of yall are fucking gorgeous, for reals tho

05.10.2025 02:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 124    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

honestly you look incredible

05.10.2025 02:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You look so good

05.10.2025 02:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™m not one to harm a face. The face is my favorite part of a man.

05.10.2025 02:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Itโ€™s especially late to me

05.10.2025 02:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the reason I replied so quickly to your party is because itโ€™s a matinee!!!!!!!!

05.10.2025 02:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I know; itโ€™s so late

05.10.2025 02:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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