Ryan ➡️ SmokeOut 2026's Avatar

Ryan ➡️ SmokeOut 2026

@crshort81.bsky.social

Seattle’s silliest lil’ goose.🪿 Abolish ICE. Queer supremacy. NSFW. Stoner. Nude. Fashion. ACAB. Science. History. PBS. Cigars. Allergic to cats. Choose joy. 👬 tumbledheroes.bsky.social ✈️ SmokeOut April 1-6 https://linktr.ee/crshort81

24,772 Followers  |  10,663 Following  |  37,088 Posts  |  Joined: 01.05.2023
Posts Following

Posts by Ryan ➡️ SmokeOut 2026 (@crshort81.bsky.social)

When someone says „Scientists do not want you to know“ you can dismiss everything from there on. Scientists want you to know. They are desperate that you know. They can’t shut up about what they found out and want you to know.

03.03.2026 12:10 — 👍 6549    🔁 2897    💬 53    📌 114

See ya there 🎉

04.03.2026 05:21 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Lookin good

04.03.2026 05:08 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Post image

B&W for Monday!
#Mcm

02.03.2026 23:20 — 👍 59    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0

some holes, please.

04.03.2026 03:05 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Post image

It was sunny for 4 minutes earlier so I've brought back the summer stache early

03.03.2026 23:42 — 👍 58    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0

Nice 😍

04.03.2026 03:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Come visit us 🥹👉👈

04.03.2026 03:02 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

oooh are you getting or receiving

04.03.2026 03:01 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Ooooh those are hot

04.03.2026 02:09 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Preview
Friends of Denny Blaine calls for change at Seattle Office for Civil Rights The Friends of Denny Blaine group is calling on Mayor Katie Wilson to remove the head of the Seattle Office for Civil Rights after a media report on allegations from staff that director Derrick Wheeler-Smith and and deputy director Fahima … Continue reading →
04.03.2026 00:37 — 👍 6    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

would love to 😘

04.03.2026 01:35 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

omg please gimme

04.03.2026 01:33 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Preview
a peacock ad for the traitors shows a man in a plaid hat ALT: a peacock ad for the traitors shows a man in a plaid hat

I can hear this skeet

04.03.2026 01:30 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Keep it going.

03.03.2026 15:52 — 👍 82    🔁 4    💬 2    📌 0

Anyway since insider trading is apparently totally fine now, anyone want to sell me some shares for like a dollar and then make something happen so I can sell them tomorrow for a couple hundred thousand? Thanks!

03.03.2026 15:50 — 👍 15    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

I’m not sure Carrot’s post took it to this place.

03.03.2026 15:51 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Wait I thought you were South Sound 😛

03.03.2026 15:47 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Happy birthday!!

03.03.2026 15:43 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Post image Post image

It's my birthday and I can FINALLY post these!!!

03.03.2026 13:51 — 👍 197    🔁 4    💬 57    📌 0
Preview
a woman sitting in front of a real housewives logo ALT: a woman sitting in front of a real housewives logo
03.03.2026 15:42 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Post image

Bicep pump wasn’t terrible yesterday

03.03.2026 14:31 — 👍 706    🔁 21    💬 12    📌 1

SoDo has never smelled better.

03.03.2026 15:37 — 👍 25    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Preview
a woman is typing on a laptop next to a lamp with the souligner.com written on the bottom Alt: a woman is typing on a laptop next to a lamp with the souligner.com written on the bottom
03.03.2026 15:34 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Post image

Same bathroom, same Dad, different day...

02.03.2026 23:34 — 👍 252    🔁 8    💬 8    📌 1

i forgot it’s a full goon 🌕

03.03.2026 02:34 — 👍 49    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0

Lies lol

03.03.2026 06:47 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

🥹👉👈

03.03.2026 06:46 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Preview
a screenshot of a video game with the word ultros on the bottom ALT: a screenshot of a video game with the word ultros on the bottom

just got a tee with this dramatic icon

03.03.2026 06:08 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
A meme of Dr Manhattan seeing all time simultaneously but about the US regularly starting dubious wars in the middle east

A meme of Dr Manhattan seeing all time simultaneously but about the US regularly starting dubious wars in the middle east

Stolen from Reddit

28.02.2026 14:18 — 👍 40    🔁 6    💬 1    📌 0