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everywhereblair

@everywhereblair.bsky.social

imaginary sports/loud music/speedruns. Erdos-Bacon number: 7. 3x FSWA finalist.

326 Followers  |  32 Following  |  109 Posts  |  Joined: 15.11.2024
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Companion star name possibilities:

- Lydia
- Geusy Lucy
- Fusion McFusion Face

22.07.2025 13:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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If only I had eaten fewer avocados

22.07.2025 12:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hey new followers. I'm jet lagged from returning from my annual trip to Japan to feed banh mi to pictures of Shohei Ohtani.

Thanks for thinking that I'm worth following.

01.04.2025 16:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The "fantasy analysts sex factor" image is still processing because we got one of them AIs to upscale Grey's mustache to 64K resolution. We need a monitor the size of Manhattan to fit the whole thing.

10.03.2025 19:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man with white hair and a beard is saying dear god . ALT: a man with white hair and a beard is saying dear god .
03.03.2025 21:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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TGFBI start

03.03.2025 21:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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If anybody wonders why I left my career of Japan stuff, it's because the pay rate was abysmal.

Skills include bilingual communication, ready to work intense deadlines, coding, marketing, technical media skills, nights and weekends (and, I bet, overnights).

For $25 an hour.

26.02.2025 23:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Do you pay your staffers in OOPS coin, the digital currency that ties itself to the performance of the Colorado Rockies on road trips?

26.02.2025 16:07 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ironically, you don’t need pitchers.

24.02.2025 20:45 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Top 100 Starting Pitchers: Preseason Sanjikai Edition A look at draft strategy and rankings using a new and improved system for 2021 fantasy baseball starting pitchers.

Every once in a while -- OK, weekly -- I go back to this article and think, "could I have made more enemies?"

Yes, yes I could have made more enemies

razzball.com/top-100-star...

17.02.2025 23:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

When your league scoring gives bonuses for Frankenpitchers

15.02.2025 22:43 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Not gonna say I was ahead of the game, but…

13.02.2025 23:36 β€” πŸ‘ 27    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a black and white photo of a woman wearing a choker and earrings in a dark room . ALT: a black and white photo of a woman wearing a choker and earrings in a dark room .
13.02.2025 20:19 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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RazzSlam Signup

Next week we're announcing RazzSlam 6's draft time and place (ooh, aah) but if you want to signup still, you have a few more days -- it's free to signup and there's prizes bc why not it's not my money! [finger to earbud] I'm hearing it is my money, hmm
razzball.com/razzslam-sig...

12.02.2025 16:32 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 2

I was also once called "bench unit." In my college days, of course

12.02.2025 14:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man wearing sunglasses and a black sweater says " no way " ALT: a man wearing sunglasses and a black sweater says " no way "
11.02.2025 18:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Matthew Whitaker Hears Sleep Token For The First Time
YouTube video by Pianote Matthew Whitaker Hears Sleep Token For The First Time

youtu.be/ZeM3fnF8mN8?...

10.02.2025 21:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I thought Doritos were a possibility but they didn’t seem on brand

10.02.2025 02:29 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Is that a bag of Cheetos on the floor by ivanka

10.02.2025 02:27 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Barkley with 35 second half carries, who says no

10.02.2025 02:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Most of those dancers got more downfield yards than the chiefs

10.02.2025 01:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What are the odds that the chiefs team halftime adjustment is to just let the team get psyched up by watching Kendrick’s halftime show

10.02.2025 01:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Truth is, you need a 24 point head start to beat Mahomes in the Super Bowl

10.02.2025 01:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Mahomes looking lost out there

10.02.2025 01:06 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Vikings also don’t know how to protect a lead

10.02.2025 00:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Do they know what the song Personal Jesus is about?

10.02.2025 00:46 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Snoop Dogg and Tom Brady in a commercial trying to solve the problem of hate.

10.02.2025 00:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1310    πŸ” 225    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 6

If I’m the eagles, I don’t even suit up the punter tonight. Going for it on 4th every time

09.02.2025 23:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Really missing the Nickelodeon broadcast tonight

09.02.2025 23:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a woman in a yellow shirt is holding a piece of paper that says " i choose defiant jazz " ALT: a woman in a yellow shirt is holding a piece of paper that says " i choose defiant jazz "
09.02.2025 23:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0