Pretzelcoatl

Our investigation into this matter has been wide ranging. We have looked into leads in locations as far flung as Aruba, Jamaica, Bermuda, Bahama, Key Largo, and even Montego

Thinking about how I cheerfully described coping method of pinching the inside of my arm as hard as I can during social situations because the sensation makes it less overwhelming and it's easily hidden to two decades worth of therapists without anyone raising an eyebrow

I'm jealous. We get seasonal marshes, but most of the proper swampland in pa has been long drained. Even where it remains along creeks, its silent and still for 4 months a year.

There's a little permanent wetland up in the mountains near me that I go to to smell the smells and listen in the summer

3 jets fly in a chevron formation leaving 3 sets of twin contrails that expand in a v shape rather than the parallel lines usually seen

Jets in formation over Eastern VA

A shark with an underbite and pokey little teeth sticking out under a long nose with forward facing nostrils. It has a distinctly dorky demeanor, like that of a particularly insufferable child

Do you have any games on your phone?

This is super selfish, but I wish they would stop doing atrocities on days when I'm trying to run my big magnum opus dnd campaign

Oh, cool. Not only are we bombing Iran, this prompted a friend from high-school to text me antisemitic slurs and then double down when called out. So that's one less friend to make the morning brighter..

Fuck, man. Shit.

My town of 20k is apparently home to 2 cybertrucks and at least 2 hentai wrapped honda civics..

Peri when Maggie has him pinned to the ground by the neck: "LOL fun!"

Peri when Maggie gets too excited and makes a noise: "omg she is a monster!"

Operation epic fury - the Dude Wipes of military actions

If Jack Dorsey really believed we were 5 years out from 40% staff cuts at a majority of companies, he'd be shelling cities from his megazeppelin or whatever his doomsday plan is. If he really believed that, he'd be actively trying to kill off the excess labor he is so terrified of

Rupert murdoch squirmed so David Ellison could writhe.

Side note - if you saw the earlier version of this, too many Ellisons. David, Larry, Harlan. Its too much

An Australian shepherd lies alertly in a grassy law in front of a wood fence with a metal tube cattle gate

World's most beautiful dog

Ice activity seems to be picking up in maryland/central pa. The Hagerstown concentration camp isnt operational yet, but im seeing more and more clips and posts about raids around it. They took the janitor from an elementary school in my town a few months ago but it seemed like a one off

Thats called a bar

A red merle Australian shepherd pouts in a red and black harness with a white reflective border. He lies on a messy hardwood flood next to a blue towel

When you want to go out, but you're being asked to hop up to cuddle instead

The problem with seasons is that all my outfits that look good are for 75-80 degree weather. Any colder and I have a jacket and snow pants, any hotter and I'm wearing rags tied together.

You walk into the grocery store and you have an instinctive understanding of how many people have said "I guess its free" to the cashier

Humans need to develop,like, a quorum sensing mechanism but for jokes. Like some passive sense that tells us when the joke we thought of has been reflexively regurgitated at the target by everyone they have encountered for the past 48 hours and that we should shut up

It's close enough to grenade but different enough I felt I should seek guidance

What about my plan to put a lit stick of dynamite on a hot dog bun with a wavy mustard line, then serve it to my enemies?

Fights where everyone is dumb and wrong in their own way are a lot of fun to watch

Gossip onnthe new development drama. One of the truckers is claiming he is exempt from bans on parking semis in the neighborhood because his truck is clean and increases "curd appeal"

He loves to come out with me and go up to people and then spring back all offended if they try to pet him 😭 its so mean, but also means I get all the cuddles to myself

An Australian shepherd lies on his side on hardwood looking up and to the left

Sweetiby babity

"Hoo hoo.. hoooo" this enthusiastic ass dove at 11pm

But only the female characters. I wonder what the deal with that is. I wonder if any famous pedophiles were heavily involved with the creators and promoters of generative ai

AI fantasy art people shit out for ttrpgs looks like shit but it also consistently looks like children

I wish goldfish crackers weren't 4,000 dollars an ounce. I really want to mix them into my tomato soup like cereal