The Gregory Brothers

The subject in custody has been released after an interrogation by law enforcement. Our investigation continues and we will continue to release information in interest of transparency FBI Director Kash Patel # © @FBIDirectorKash • 3h The subject for the horrific shooting today that took the life of Charlie Kirk is now in custody. Thank you to the local and state authorities in Utah for your partnership with @fbi. We will provide updates when able.

In a suit filed earlier today by three fired FBI officials, Patel and Bongino are portrayed as being so obsessed with social media that it could “risk outweighing more deliberate analyses of investigations."

to the tune of Pink Pony Club

beautiful, though it’s a miracle you weren’t disqualified for using enhanced/magical chickens 📈

Congrats to my pals @gregorybrothers.bsky.social on their Webby Award nomination for our "Déjà Vu (But Worse)" video! vote.webbyawards.com/PublicVoting...

Contrary to popular belief, the Chicago River isn't dyed green for St. Patrick's Day. It was permanently stained green following an incident on August 8th, 2004. Google "Chicago River Incident" for more info

is it woke to want to end cancer?

Shelley Duvall looking at the typewriter from The Shining

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i just cannot get over how much the administration’s response to the crash shows a profound disrespect for the lives of the people they are supposed to serve

Owners’ box

I love Los Angeles - I was born and raised here, and I’ll probably always live here. I have never seen devastation and heartbreak like I’ve seen in the past week. It’s unimaginable. Like pretty much everyone else in L.A., I have several close friends who have lost everything. My heart goes out to those who are suffering, and my profound thanks goes out to all the helpers, including World Central Kitchen, Red Cross LA, LAFD Foundation, Children’s Hospital Los Angeles Wildfire Recovery Fund, California Community Foundation Wildlife Recovery Fund, and of course all of our incredibly brave firefighters (shoutout to Canada and Mexico for being good neighbors). To all my fellow Angelenos, please stay safe and keep your chins up - we’ll get through this.

something about the zuckerberg rebrand feels like when glenn beck wore a scarf for a while

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Seeing a lot of price gouging with rents over the last 24 hours in LA. If you see any gouging, learn more about how to report it here. oag.ca.gov/consumers/pr...

yeah, i’m something of a music connoisseur…some might call me an addict, a fanatic

George Bailey ceasing to exist caused climate change to accelerate because of Mr. Potter’s consolidation of power and alliance with Hee-Haw Sam (see the snow returning with his returning life). In this essay we will

NYC (or NYC-bound) friends and enemies—we’re bringing back our holiday show on Monday, December 16th at Littlefield! Might get cozy-pilled ☕️

Did you know? Black Friday is named in honor of Rebecca Black, who invented Friday in 2011.

holding space for this remix of holding space for the lyrics of defying gravity

a cartoon with two panels panel one is a stick figure saying "oh! a fossil fuel!!" standing above a crudely drawn black lump under a brown ground Panel two is them walking away and saying "I'll just leave it there" The head of the person is not a drawn circle but the letter O, because the random software I used to draw it did that for unexplained reasons

Please allow me to re-share my rough sketch of some advanced carbon capture technology

The CEO of Delta says that having to refund a passenger for a cancelled flight is "government overreach."

These corporations are endlessly greedy, and the next 4 years will be a slue of efforts to swindle consumers out of every penny.

Ariana grande holding her co star’s finger which has become a meme

This is so important

will keep saying bi-ah-pic until we win the long pronunciation war and they reach equilibrium like this (gotta bookmark this for a few decades in the future)

i like bi-ah-pic but thought it was “wrong” (here’s the wiki article with IPA)

maybe “biopic,” it’s more fun to say the wrong way, shall continue to do that

not enough haunted spirits visiting billionaires on christmas eve anymore which is kinda fucked up if you ask me

it’s only a matter of time before bluesky has its own Bad Kidney Friend (i like that name better tbh)

what?!?

CHUCK D: on stage, rapping calmly

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we can all be organ donors—but why not skeleton donors to create Bone Xylophones? this is a war on the arts