That guy Dan from 🇨🇦

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Doug Ford: Putting the CON in Conservatives since 2018!

YouTube video by Tod Maffin Meddling.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=smsgjMsT0q4&si=apnmFWgxvC64pjRJ

Not a chemical one either. Use a rusty knife. Zero numbing!

Boy is she in for a surprise.

I know right!?!?!?!

Fast forward button stuck in turbo mode again?

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Fish Fry!

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It’s cause everything is upside down I tell ya. I blame the Australian toilets that flush backwards. Also, everything below waste level wants to kill you.

Even the snowmen are upside down!

Experts call ultra-processed foods a threat to public health. Why can't Canadians stop eating them? | CBC News Researchers have linked ultra-processed foods to chronic diseases like obesity, Type 2 diabetes and cardiovascular diseases. But helping Canadians make healthier choices comes with obstacles, experts ...

Affordable healthy food so people don't have to make the choice to buy unhealthy food because it's cheaper.

www.cbc.ca/news/health/...

Wipe’m if you got’em

Done

FYI

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They had a child.

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However if it looks and sounds like this, it’s beyond doctors help, it’s now at the late stage 5 hemorrhoids, only solution is to have a minimum of 10 inches of your colon remove.

NFL football is a faster-paced game than CFL football and that’s because in CFL football the quarterback has to call every play in English and then French.

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Noticeable differences between NFL football and CFL football games include CFL footballs having two white stripes around each end while NFL footballs don’t and CFL players can legally consume cannabis on the sidelines during a game.

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The reason NFL end zones are smaller than CFL end zones is because in CFL football you need room in the end zone to turn the Zamboni around.

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Oh let’s have another election! Pierre can loose yet again!

I heard if you leave a cheque for $100 for Doug Ford's campaign fund under your pillow when you go to bed, when you wake up there'll be a Skills Development grant for a million dollars there.

I mean what could go wrong

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This!

Nuts

There's the witty banter I missed 😂

If you want to turn a $1000 investment into $1,000,000 practically overnight, simply donate that $1000 to Doug Ford's Conservatives and apply for an Ontario Skills Development grant.

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He's baaaaaaack!

No, you only think you don't. Trust me.. You want a table saw Fuzzy!

Do get me started 😂