That guy Dan from 🇨🇦

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Here comes Dougie

Nostradumbass

I hear ya!

Woke up to this

Don't get me started on quantum mechanics..

Just in time to see them add a new Island to Lake Ontario and the beginning of a magical tunnel that will get you to your location in light speed or 35km hr depending on the weather (tunnel may flood) 😜

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Trump

Your job is to pick the worst possible actor to play James Bond. Go!

See the welder was useful 🤣

Pierre Poilievre in the Deutscher Bundestag Berlin.

Pierre Poilievre is asked to leave the Deutscher Bundestag Berlin after repeatedly demanding that Mark Carney explain why the German parliament is not speaking in English and bad French.

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Fuzzy Pre-lift off!

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Look up, way up and we'll call Fuzzy

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He probably has a few sheep out back for all those times the misses says no..

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Is there anything that WON'T kill me if I visit Australia?? 😳

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Sure, sure, 2-3 days. Oh 3-5 week now?
He should have consulted his buddy Vlad about those claims.

Iran is in it for the long haul.

#screwed.

Welding torch, that's not good. 😳

At night with a drink in hand.

You visiting @aussieinto.bsky.social place?

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Do they have a #69 Hummer.

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That hair!

Also found your 1984 Australian Star Search tape!

70s we had the best band, coolest cars, illegal weed and no social media (thank God! We'd all be screwed)

Zero regrets...😂

[WARNING: This is a bit graphic.]

A Marine Corps veteran protesting Trump’s War on Iran had his arm broken by Capitol Police and GOP Senator Tim Sheehy. It appears to be a compound fracture.

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How I arrived on Bluesky

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Great time was had by all, except for one of your Ex's who showed.. Not so much..

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This is what enters my mind when I see Dougie enter a room

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How I arrived on Bluesky

Boy, are they going to be disappointed... 😂 😂 😂 😂