Batdog

That and Cultural provincialism: i happen to know many many asians and the women largely call their younger friends and relatives sister and the older ones auntie.

She's not wrong though😂

He needs his marching orders

It happens

It's got a cheerful whistle!

Just that dark Hawaiian roast coffee Zuckerberg gave him for christmas

I had humorless granola kind of GF once. Her friend loved my jokes. GF asked me to get her fav weird cereal at Whole Foods and i came home with the wrong one and she was mad. I said, " i tried to get your cereal but i didnt know how it was spelt". Her friend howled with laughter but not GF😂🙄

Well nothing is better than this shit 😂🥰 but i love self mockery when im doing something fun with friends

There gonna have to leash him soon and the kind with the doggie bags clipped to it

Wut?

That joke's not instep with contemporary humor

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Should have just had a shower and start the next game

That time my 13 year old father and uncle were long haul truck drivers, too young for the union. Not allowed to offload at a Minneapolis warehouse. Threatened with bats until Jimmy Hoffa was called. He told them to let the poor kids offload. Told next time no phone call, they'd get a beating

Well sir, it is with tears in my eyes i must inform you, Hoffa's buried under the West Wing

Oh yeah, gotta throw it around everywhere

Really exciting for them lol

Building a chicken coop

I suddenly remember a computer prof at UCSC; 1981 or 2. There was some line of code in Basic that put his brain on loop. Left for a quarter and had to switch languages. I also knew woman then, perfectly normal until she asked what Johnny Carson was saying about her on TV..the radio waves....

That time my friend made me dodge into a vintage clothing store and i was really annoyed while he haggled with Chris Cornell over a biker jacker

By the locker room

Enough to bail out a whole south American country, or buy Bezos 70 yachts

Cats

I understand the overall dynamic. Sucks for all. But women are NO better than men at relationship communication. Ive just learned many times women dont want to know about your probs

A few paragraphs. if you'rea guy whining about your feefees after you cheat you get what you deserve. But literally i was reading it while on the phone to a good friend, an ex. After 20 min of coaching her through faucet repair I "whined" about a new medication side effect....No question or comment😂

That time Russell Wilson spilled Mac n Cheese on game jersey and ball after beating the Packers and i cleaned it up while looked sheepish

Still freaks me out when i think of it. Shutter Island too

Men are dumb to "open up" to women. This has been bad advice for a long time now. Little upside, lots of downside. The more you keep your mouth shut the better off you are

At the end of the day all the blather and excuse making about this boils down to one immutable truth: Bra you'vegm had a Nazi tatoo on your chest for over a decade. Get lost

God he was doing so good there for awhile