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Hieronymus Borscht

@secretlentil.bsky.social

38% butter, 62% doubt I used the calculator for that making clothes while rome burns https://secretlentil.com

1,900 Followers  |  1,259 Following  |  5,453 Posts  |  Joined: 14.10.2023
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Dang, my lentils need to be this photogenic.

04.03.2026 02:01 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

this helps

04.03.2026 01:15 — 👍 6    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

bsky.app/profile/wild...

04.03.2026 00:38 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

yay!

03.03.2026 01:12 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The internet is good for ONE thing.

03.03.2026 00:19 — 👍 7    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

Hashtag AI

03.03.2026 00:07 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Mike sees a Cuisinart anything, and pronounces it "cuzzinart." Then I say "I have a cousin Art." Because I do.

02.03.2026 22:40 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I'm afraid I must now expose you to one of the dumber jokes at our house.

02.03.2026 22:39 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Just texted my neighbor "Do you want some coleslaw?" but resisted adding "Not a euphemism."

02.03.2026 21:59 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

thanks!

02.03.2026 21:11 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Thanks, I was wondering if that brand is worth the $$ but I guess 20 years = yes!

02.03.2026 20:49 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Electric kettles. I'm scared to ask because I know people have strong feelings, but is there a known favorite out there? Or just your fave? Preferably stainless steel.

02.03.2026 20:23 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 4    📌 0

I'm concerned, what if they weren't in your car long enough?

02.03.2026 17:34 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

"The bombs ate my homework."

02.03.2026 03:29 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Never let a comrade go to Costco without a cheese list

02.03.2026 03:06 — 👍 10    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

The dumb jokes in my brain bow to the dumb joke that came out of yours.

02.03.2026 02:28 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I am accepting all beanage! And cannot believe my good fortune.

01.03.2026 23:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

true confession: there's a package on my front porch AND I have to pee but I'm sitting here listening to an Au-DHD podcast instead of moving.

01.03.2026 22:55 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

No one uses 'less' or 'fewer' correctly.

28.02.2026 00:09 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

*boop*

27.02.2026 15:59 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
It's Jimmy, a hefty orange and white tabby cat, lying flat out on his side napping in a bright orange-yellow Costco box that has a low front and says AUTHENTIC MINI NAAN across the bottom. He's also nesting on some crinkly kraft paper.

It's Jimmy, a hefty orange and white tabby cat, lying flat out on his side napping in a bright orange-yellow Costco box that has a low front and says AUTHENTIC MINI NAAN across the bottom. He's also nesting on some crinkly kraft paper.

accept no substitutes
#AuthenticMiniNaan

26.02.2026 20:01 — 👍 8    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

I know what he's saying. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

26.02.2026 19:09 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I just spotted the horse ears and they're adorable.

26.02.2026 18:29 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

There was a local craigslist ad in my city for YEARS for a bulk quantity of "candle operas."

26.02.2026 17:15 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I'm no expert but I'm pretty sure that first picture details the world's first treadmill.

26.02.2026 16:34 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Tressie McMillan Cottom's documentary is IMMINENT!
*excited*

25.02.2026 18:27 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yes yes.

25.02.2026 16:22 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

"watch out now take care beware ..."
(of course)

25.02.2026 15:50 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Maybe it's related to the SOTU.

24.02.2026 23:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The world wasn't ready 13 days ago. Somehow I just knew.

24.02.2026 23:21 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0