Michael Hogan

Reform fury as someone else wins by Our By-election Editor Tim Shipsink The losing candidate in the Gorton and Denton by-election, Matt Goodwhinge, has demanded an immediate re-run of the election on the grounds that he lost comprehensively to someone else. "It's totally unfair and rigged," said Goodwhinge. "I shouldn't be required to sit there and suck it up, just because I lost." Mr Goodwhine continued, *I can't believe that all those voters I demonised failed to back me. Especially after I was endorsed by Tommy Robinson and ten million Russian bots on X. "We have clear evidence of family voting, where people voted in order for me to stop deporting their families." Mr Badloser concluded. "I'm the victim of colour prejudice. They didn't vote for me simply because I'm not green." Reform leader Mr Farage, speaking from a sun lounger on a rock near the Chagos Islands said, "It's a tragedy that the people of Manchester won't see Matt in Westminster, but my constituents don't see me in Clacton either." PLUMBER DEFEATS MATT GOODWIN Photo of Hannah Spencer with speech bubble saying… I've stopped the cock

Beautiful from Private Eye on the massive toddler-tantrum that Matt Goodwin and Reform are having, because they got whooped in Gorton and Denton.

Film-wise: at 6.55pm, The Day The Earth Stood Still on Film4. At 9pm, Starship Troopers on Legend, Ted on Sky One or The Creator on Film4. At 10pm, Live & Let Die on ITV4. At 11.40pm, A Hidden Life on Film4 or Upgrade on Legend. At 12.10am, Kiss The Girls on BBC1 #telly

Streaming-wise: #YoungSherlock drops on Amazon Prime Video #telly

Tonight’s TV tips: at 8pm, Alice Roberts: Our Hospital Through Time on C5 or Landscape Artist of the Year final on Sky Arts. At 9pm, Hostage on BBC2, The Surgeon on C5, The Stolen Girl on ITV1 or #MasterChef: The Professionals on BBC1. At 10pm, We Might Regret This on BBC2 #telly

Film-wise: at 6.55pm, The Day The Earth Stood Still on Film4. At 9pm, Starship Troopers on Legend, Ted on Sky One or The Creator on Film4. At 10pm, Live & Let Die on ITV4. At 11.40pm, A Hidden Life on Film4 or Upgrade on Legend. At 12.10am, Kiss The Girls on BBC1 #telly

Streaming-wise: #YoungSherlock drops on Amazon Prime Video #telly

Tonight’s TV tips: at 8pm, Alice Roberts: Our Hospital Through Time on C5 or Landscape Artist of the Year final on Sky Arts. At 9pm, Hostage on BBC2, The Surgeon on C5, The Stolen Girl on ITV1 or #MasterChef: The Professionals on BBC1. At 10pm, We Might Regret This on BBC2 #telly

Film-wise: at 9pm, Scarface on Legend or Orphan: First Kill on Film4. At 10pm, Zoolander 2 on TLC. At 11.10pm, The Escapist on Legend Xtra. At 11.40pm, Children Shouldn’t Play With Dead Things on Rewind. At 1.15am, Mean Streets on Film4 #telly

Tonight’s TV tips: at 8pm, Nando’s vs KFC on C4. At 9pm, Europe on the Edge on BBC2, Dyers’ Caravan Park on Sky 1, History Of Britain rerun on BBC4 or Stonehenge: Secrets of the New Stone on C5. At 10.20pm, Storyville: Red Light to Limelight on BBC4. At 10.40pm, How Safe Is Rugby? on BBC1 #telly

Film-wise: at 9pm, Scarface on Legend or Orphan: First Kill on Film4. At 10pm, Zoolander 2 on TLC. At 11.10pm, The Escapist on Legend Xtra. At 11.40pm, Children Shouldn’t Play With Dead Things on Rewind. At 1.15am, Mean Streets on Film4 #telly

Tonight’s TV tips: at 8pm, Nando’s vs KFC on C4. At 9pm, Europe on the Edge on BBC2, Dyers’ Caravan Park on Sky 1, History Of Britain rerun on BBC4 or Stonehenge: Secrets of the New Stone on C5. At 10.20pm, Storyville: Red Light to Limelight on BBC4. At 10.40pm, How Safe Is Rugby? on BBC1 #telly

It’s lo-fi Attenborough! Why the internet’s going wild for a ‘fish doorbell’ QI has tweeted about it, American football players have put it on their TikTok and over a million viewers have been hooked in. All you do is wait for a fish, press a button – and save their lives

The Utrecht Fish Doorbell is back! Fish migration season started yesterday. You can help by sending a signal to the lock keeper to let the waiting fish through and save their piscine lives. It's a lovely, cheering thing. Here's a piece I wrote about it www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio...

Imagine not being able to start your day clean - Donate Now!, organized by Beauty Banks Beauty Banks was founded in 2018, with the eradication of hyg… Beauty Banks needs your support for Imagine not being able to start your day clean - Donate Now!

Beauty Banks is a brilliant charity that's close to my heart. They do amazing things around the country, helping people living in hygiene poverty, but are urgently in need of donations. Demand is off the scale, sadly. Please take a look and donate if you can www.gofundme.com/f/donate-to-...

It’s lo-fi Attenborough! Why the internet’s going wild for a ‘fish doorbell’ QI has tweeted about it, American football players have put it on their TikTok and over a million viewers have been hooked in. All you do is wait for a fish, press a button – and save their lives

The Utrecht Fish Doorbell is back! Fish migration season started yesterday. You can help by sending a signal to the lock keeper to let the waiting fish through and save their piscine lives. It's a lovely, cheering thing. Here's a piece I wrote about it www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio...

Imagine not being able to start your day clean - Donate Now!, organized by Beauty Banks Beauty Banks was founded in 2018, with the eradication of hyg… Beauty Banks needs your support for Imagine not being able to start your day clean - Donate Now!

Beauty Banks is a brilliant charity that's close to my heart. They do amazing things around the country, helping people living in hygiene poverty, but are urgently in need of donations. Demand is off the scale, sadly. Please take a look and donate if you can www.gofundme.com/f/donate-to-...

Film-wise: at 6.20pm, Little Women on Film4. At 7.30pm, Emma on BBC3. At 9pm, The Menu on Film4. At 10.30pm, The World’s End on ITV4. At 11.10pm, Rocketman on Film4. At 11.45pm, King of Thieves on BBC1. At 12am, Official Secrets on BBC2. At 1.30am, Enduring Love on Film4 #telly

Streaming-wise: #Marshals: A #Yellowstone Story drops on Paramount+. South Korean thriller #SirensKiss arrives on Amazon Prime Video #telly

Tonight’s TV tips: at 7.30, quiz night on BBC2. At 8pm, Will Robots Take My Job? on BBC1. At 9, new contest #Handcuffed: Last Pair Standing on C4, new comedy DTF St Louis on Sky Atlantic or AI Confidential on BBC2. At 10, #SmallProphets on BBC2 or #TheXFiles on C5. At 10.40, #Industry on BBC1 #telly

Lovely to see my mate and mentor Barry McIlheney pop up during the In Memoriam section at #BritAwards2026., alongside the likes of Mani, Ozzy, Chris Rea, Brian Wilson, Sly Stone and D'Angelo. He would have loved that #RIP

Film-wise: at 6.20pm, Little Women on Film4. At 7.30pm, Emma on BBC3. At 9pm, The Menu on Film4. At 10.30pm, The World’s End on ITV4. At 11.10pm, Rocketman on Film4. At 11.45pm, King of Thieves on BBC1. At 12am, Official Secrets on BBC2. At 1.30am, Enduring Love on Film4 #telly

Streaming-wise: #Marshals: A #Yellowstone Story drops on Paramount+. South Korean thriller #SirensKiss arrives on Amazon Prime Video #telly

Tonight’s TV tips: at 7.30, quiz night on BBC2. At 8pm, Will Robots Take My Job? on BBC1. At 9, new contest #Handcuffed: Last Pair Standing on C4, new comedy DTF St Louis on Sky Atlantic or AI Confidential on BBC2. At 10, #SmallProphets on BBC2 or #TheXFiles on C5. At 10.40, #Industry on BBC1 #telly

Film-wise: at 6.10pm, Robin Hood: Prince Of Thieves on Great TV. At 7pm, The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey on Sky One. At 9pm, Point Break on BBC3. At 10pm, Misery on BBC2. At 10.15, Bad Boys on ITV1. At 11.25, Ambulance on Film4. At 11.40, Hounded on BBC2. At 2.10am, Fire Will Come on Film4 #telly

Tonight’s TV tips: at 7pm, Romance Scams on C5. At 7.45, #PotteryThrowdown on C4. At 8pm, #CallTheMidwife on BBC1 or Big Cats 24/7 on BBC2. At 9pm, #LordOfTheFlies finale on BBC1, Forensics: The Real CSI on BBC2, #TheLady on ITV1 or #SecretGenius final on C4. At 10pm, Fires Of The Moon on C4 #telly

Film-wise: at 6.10pm, Robin Hood: Prince Of Thieves on Great TV. At 7pm, The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey on Sky One. At 9pm, Point Break on BBC3. At 10pm, Misery on BBC2. At 10.15, Bad Boys on ITV1. At 11.25, Ambulance on Film4. At 11.40, Hounded on BBC2. At 2.10am, Fire Will Come on Film4 #telly

Tonight’s TV tips: at 7pm, Romance Scams on C5. At 7.45, #PotteryThrowdown on C4. At 8pm, #CallTheMidwife on BBC1 or Big Cats 24/7 on BBC2. At 9pm, #LordOfTheFlies finale on BBC1, Forensics: The Real CSI on BBC2, #TheLady on ITV1 or #SecretGenius final on C4. At 10pm, Fires Of The Moon on C4 #telly

Fancy snuggling up with some canine cosy crime this weekend? My debut novel #thedogwalkersdetectiveagency is out now, published by @michaeljbooks.bsky.social 🐶🔍🚨🐾🍂📕
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‘I’m fully prepared for our dystopian future!’ Holliday Grainger on AI, firearms training and The Capture As the actor’s hi-tech conspiracy thriller returns for a third series, she spills the beans on her worst stunt injury – and why the police are now ‘dressing like the cops on the telly’

A.I slopaganda! Firearms training! #Strike! Why the police now "dress like cops on the telly"! Ahead of the new series of hi-tech conspiracy thriller #TheCapture (starts Sun 8th March on BBC1), I spoke to the excellent Holliday Grainger in today's @theguardian.com www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio...

Film-wise: at 9, For A Few Dollars More on Sky Mix, Drive on Legend Xtra, Zoolander 2 on TLC or Mr & Mrs Smith on ITV2. At 10.15, M:I – Ghost Protocol on C4. At 10.30, Death Of Stalin on Sky Comedy. At 11.40, Frighteners on Film4. At 12.05, Scent of a Woman on BBC1. At 12.45, Ex Machina on C4 #telly

Tonight’s TV tips: at 6.45, M McIntyre’s Big Show on BBC1. At 7pm, #BGT on ITV1. At 8.15, #BritAwards on ITV1, Roman Empire By Train on C4 or Lip-Reading The Royals on C5. At 8.30, Classic Hits In The Piano Room on BBC2. At 9.15, Bill Bailey’s Vietnam on C4. At 9.20, #TheWalshSisters on BBC1 #telly