Jolene, Now Even Gayer

Get rotated idiot

Phineas and furby

what if instead of a McGriddle it was called a McGriddy and you had to hit the griddy everytime you ordered one, wouldn't that be epic?

sometimes u just gotta eat an entire frozen pizza

Girls is so pretty

Okay okay, hear me out, this but it’s a woman that’s kind of mean to you instead

Tactile feedback and it’s just a guy pushing you every time a thing happens in game.

They did. The Fray has to have racked in so much money off of early 2000’s TV.

*The Fray’s How To Save A Life plays in the background*

You are in a sad episode of Scrubs

*Me chomping the entire forest*

The hole in a guitar is traditionally used to store soft cheeses and dried meats which are fed to the drummer when he does a good job

People think I mean my phone

Hey y’all. How do I take a screenshot?

You ever felt being in a liminal space? It’s made of that feeling… and wood

it’s a thing of owen wilson says between you and me there’s no way to fake a dog dying on camera. doesn’t work, period. it’s gotta be real

Side note I forget who posted the original image. Tag them if you know plz

i agree

No idea where to get another but my best thrift find that I proceeded to make better.

A Squier J Mascis Jazzmaster. It is white with a gold pickguard. It also has a Kirby sticker placed in the middle of the pickguard and a sunflower strap.

New friend added to the family! Meet Ginger. She chews ass and kicks bubble gum!

I love being trans

Is a goose the premium version of a duck? Like you paid for more features and got a taller angrier animal.

“No worries,” I say, from the fetal position.

Getting new scissors in a plastic pack that i can't open without already owning scissors is so credit ratings coded

Oh, I love this! <3

Imagine how much hotter I’d be with a forklift certification

manic puppy dream girl