Pitch Mr. Perfect

This 90 minute flight is now going on 7.5 hours. I’m tired.

Did Oregon win?

We had to detour our flight and we’ve been stranded in Huntsville, Alabama for 3 hours. Can’t leave the plane. The fuel truck came to refuel us and ran out of fuel. I just wanna pet me dog and watch hoops.

His name is Sidney, idiot.

You see the vision

They really need to run the Jordan Lee and Aaliyah Crump lineup more minutes. Crucial for March.

Watching the World Baseball Classic. Cal Raleigh is up. My wife says “that guy’s got a big butt”

I tell her: “you’ll never guess what his nickname is”

They usually are! There’s just not seatback screen at all and I am perplexed!

Having no monitor on a Delta flight should be illegal - especially so during March basketball.

OK, so 6,000 it is

I’m wearing my “Rooting for Women’s Basketball” Playa Society shirt and the flight attendant offered me a free drink because she loved it.

Everyone. Watches. Women’s. Sports.

I am fighting for my life right now as it does a butt wiggle and looks at me

Must. Not. Pet. The. Service. Dog.

A copy of the police report from the incident of Arike Ogunbowale n Miami.

Here is a snippet of the arrest report from Arike Ogunbowale's misdemeanor battery charge in Miami.

Arike was arrested without incident.

The arrest occurred at 4:20 in the morning.

There is CCTV of the incident, per the report.

#WNBA I @winsidr.com

The WNBA is a mess As a lockout looms, SFGATE columnist Drew Magary breaks down the ongoing WNBA drama.

Good morning. I wrote up the WNBA’s labor crisis. The players are gonna get screwed. www.sfgate.com/sports/artic...

hey how come we never get articles about how unfair the Ozzie Albies or Ronald Acuña Jr. contracts were to the players

I've been all over. Grew up in Clarion and Westmoreland county. Lived in Harrisburg, Lancaster, York. Worked in Philly. Lived in Erie. Lots of visits in State College.

Go Ducks

I've been in Central PA all week for work. I can't wait to get home to watch basketball.

It's a great day for the Oregon Ducks to beat Michigan (I love watching Michigan play basketball)

Enjoyed this one a lot

Shoutout to Rae Burrell, man. #WNBA

It’s a great day for the Oregon Ducks to beat Maryland.

Clint Barmes

A lot you’re going to want to know in here. #wnba

Alanna Smith when the prize money hits her account. #Unrivaled

Holy shit, Kelsey. That was filthy. #Unrivaled

Too real

Aziaha James has done a great job defending Breanna Stewart so far. Way to battle, kid. #Unrivaled

Who do you have?

Mist or Phantom for #Unrivaled

So honored that @michaelwaterloo.bsky.social made my art (both acting and drawing) into more art (writing)! He's the best human, and truly, I can vouch for him being the perfect person to opine on anything Angel-Reese-related.