#GhislaineMaxwell's prison cameras allegedly accidentally were not recording tomorrow

#Woke is back!!! I scheduled myself for 7 abortions this week.

Washington D.C. is debuting a provocative new monument: a 12-foot statue of #drumpf and sex offender #JeffreyEpstein holding hands.

Courtesy of an anonymous group that goes by “The Secret Handshake”

#Acetaminophen is easy to pronounce. The ending is like "minnow fin"and "aceta-" sounds like "Ah see da" as in
"Ah see da #Epstein files still haven't been released."

Ladies and gentlemen the next recipient of #themedaloffreedom #RudyGiuliani

#guncontrol #shooting #murica

late-stage #capitalism

#Alaska is hUge distraction 💯

Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I wanted to spend half of my day logging in to #MicrosoftAuthenticator.

Someone should tell #Drumpf that arresting #Putin in #Alaska and delivering him in shackles to #TheHague would be the quickest way to end the war in #Ukraine and win a Nobel Peace Prize.

The woman petitioning SCOTUS to overturn marriage equality in the name of the sanctity of marriage is on her fourth husband.

Nobody’s broke because they bought a $3 iced coffee. They’re broke because #JeffBezos bought his 9th yacht instead of paying #taxes. #eattherich

A shitty map created by ChatGPT5. it purports to be US States with an R in their name, but it's wrong and dumb and worthless just like LLMs.

My goto is to ask LLMs how many states have R in their name. They always fail. GPT 5 included Indiana, Illinois, and Texas in its list. It then asked me if I wanted an alphabetical highlighted map. Sure, why not.

A little behind the scenes at #SouthPark.

South Park does it again — slays the hypocrisy of ICE, DHS, puppy killer Noem & Charlie Kirk. Note to legacy media: when we have to watch South Park each week to feel validated, you’ve lost the trust and confidence of the public. Ahem, you’ve lost your nut.
#SouthPark
#ICEBarbie
#GotANut

Release. The. Epstein. Files.
Release. The. Epstein. Files.
Release. The. Epstein. Files.
Release. The. Epstein. Files.

#KristiNoem taking time out of her busy schedule to publicly respond to her #SouthPark cameo is peak comedy. Imagine being roasted by the world’s most unbothered cartoon and deciding, “Yes… this is my battle.” 🐶💥🔫

If men are stronger than women why do male characters in #videogames need full plate armor while the women only need a chainmail bikini? Checkmate!

Yeah, I'm living the DREAM:
D ead inside
R econsidering my career
E ating everything
A complete mess
M entally unstable

He wasn’t shot.
He didn’t win.
He’s on The List!
#EpsteinFiles #ReleasetheEpsteinFiles
EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN

Don’t let them forget, ever, and don’t be distracted: EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN Infinity

Release. The. Epstein. Files.
Release. The. Epstein. Files.
Release. The. Epstein. Files.
Release. The. Epstein. Files.

I have to wade through a lot of crap from the right to get to my favorite analysts on Twitter, but it does mean I come across amazing posts and replies. Grok is really making their brains explode lol.