Abby Pollak 🍉

wadda hell, JUST like Eephus

Do y'all think All Star Major League Shortstop Corey Seager knows he's been mentioned in an anime by name

ONE MAMDILLION VOTES

wtf my queen is gaming now

And in that pause between pitch and contact - longer than logic, shorter than hope - we remembered why baseball existed long before we judged a sport's value by viral moments and betting apps. It is the romance of failure. The mortal beauty of trying and missing seven times out of 10 and still being considered great. It is the only sport where patience is a weapon, and panic the surest death. You cannot simply run out the clock in baseball; you must face it, pitch by terrifying pitch, until it finally releases you.

Did not expect one of the best paragraphs I’d read about baseball would come from an Irish newspaper

www.irishexaminer.com/sport-column...

Really I'm just glad that absolute clown John Schneider was deprived the dignity of a world series win

Hey guess what (FOUR DAYS LATE AUGH)

I'd like to send a huge shoutout to the crew at @bitwarsofficial.bsky.social for putting up with me for a third year, I'm so proud of the work we've done and I'm looking forward to what's next!

#storyboard

Hey guess what (FOUR DAYS LATE AUGH)

I'd like to send a huge shoutout to the crew at @bitwarsofficial.bsky.social for putting up with me for a third year, I'm so proud of the work we've done and I'm looking forward to what's next!

#storyboard

I moved back to LA six months ago and I haven't done this ONCE

WE'RE BACK FOR LIGHTBOX 2025!!!!!!

I'll be there all three days plus tomorrow (friday) is my birthday so say hi!!

slowly learning to maintain my own haircut when I don't have the cash/spoons to go to the salon and lowkey?? kinda proud

ME WHEN I SEE MY BEAUTIFUL SON DANDE

You have to consider Cal Raleigh a strong contender for White Boy of the Year in 2026

Instead of Alejandro Kirk and Cal Raleigh being pitted against each other they should be allowed to go birdwatching together

Sobs bc it's portfolio day but my new stuff is still under NDA for ten more days... check back here lightbox weekend babes 😭

Hello #portfolioday I'm STILL Abby I'm STILL a Storyboard artist in LA and I'm recycling this post again because my most recent work is under ✨NDA✨ but I swear I'm cool and good and would love to be on your team as a board artist or revisionist~

You say this like I'm not right here 🥺

(I know we mostly talk on discord but still)

pieces from this summer

Illustration of a white-haired half orc with purple skin, silver earrings, and a single tusk, standing idly with a blue-bladed axe over his shoulder. He wears black plate armor and a fur-lined, one-shouldered cape over otherwise pirate-like garb, and pale blue markings score his skin and face.

Second illustration of the same half orc, this time reaching a hand to the camera as wind sweeps his cloak. Blue lightning twists around his fingers.

Baby boy got an upgrade (I've had these done for WEEKS but I was hiding them from my party teehee)

#digitalart #dnd

Digital illustration of a redheaded teenage boy in post apocalyptic dress, wearing a windswept blue cloak and holding a machete-like sword made of scrap metal. He stands against a photographic backdrop of a cloudy sky with the sun just breaking through.

Sometimes the background paints itself

#digitalart

Illustration of a white-haired half orc with purple skin, silver earrings, and a single tusk, standing idly with a blue-bladed axe over his shoulder. He wears black plate armor and a fur-lined, one-shouldered cape over otherwise pirate-like garb, and pale blue markings score his skin and face.

Second illustration of the same half orc, this time reaching a hand to the camera as wind sweeps his cloak. Blue lightning twists around his fingers.

Baby boy got an upgrade (I've had these done for WEEKS but I was hiding them from my party teehee)

#digitalart #dnd

LOOK at that handsome guy!!! That beautiful boy!!!! I kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss

Digital illustration of a redheaded teenage boy in post apocalyptic dress, wearing a windswept blue cloak and holding a machete-like sword made of scrap metal. He stands against a photographic backdrop of a cloudy sky with the sun just breaking through.

Sometimes the background paints itself

#digitalart

I only take my payments in glimmering doubloons hand delivered by passenger pigeon

It's hispanic heritage month everybody pay me five dollars

A decorative illustration of flowers with the caption “I don’t use ai I’m not a fucking loser” with a severed hand with too many fingers

I drew this on my lunch break your excuses are fucking pathetic

BRUHHH THE AUDACITY 😭

wifeguy isn't about marital status it's about the EMOTIONS

I feel like the public would LOVE to know how to properly use cast iron and/or stainless steel pans and escape the teflon chokehold. Also squeezing wooper for stock water is SENDING me

I love Bluesky. Where else can I find a Watto softcore movement