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Fear of Melissing Out

@melissingout.bsky.social

Melissa She/her, 28 magic pfp @thisdogllhunt

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they say it, but then they go and melt in my hands anyway!

03.03.2026 19:41 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

not to be a sitcom character but we havent seen the vending machine refill guy in weeks and it's affecting me

03.03.2026 19:09 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

British band trying to play a song written in 3/4: what the bloody hell is this

03.03.2026 17:46 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

its giving tautology then

03.03.2026 17:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

ok then draw me a picture of an autistic Mr robot weaver fusion

03.03.2026 17:37 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

none of these keywords combine into a functional google search

03.03.2026 17:33 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

guy in a propeller hat listening to a song obviously about the use of psychoactive drugs: wow the power of imagination is so winsauce :)

03.03.2026 15:01 — 👍 38    🔁 3    💬 3    📌 0

if my dad could teach me how to do that I'd be so thankful. ive never cracked it

03.03.2026 15:58 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

What's scary about this story is the surveillance it hints at. This trans woman had changed her name, legally, but chose not to change her gender marker. She was apparently flagged in the DMV system as trans and her license was invalidated under a law that supposedly only concerned gender markers.

03.03.2026 12:16 — 👍 5438    🔁 2404    💬 60    📌 40

that should be a thing. "Progress through my morning alongside me" videos or something

03.03.2026 13:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

also you look nice today

03.03.2026 13:31 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

okay you got my ass. I mean i wasnt the cuombajj witches reddit guy but I did associate with those people

03.03.2026 13:31 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

the idea that it's my mental illness when you're the one proposing some Frankenstein foundations pauper format

03.03.2026 13:11 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

what's your favorite personality disorder that I have?

03.03.2026 11:49 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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I love this bird

03.03.2026 01:12 — 👍 1832    🔁 375    💬 10    📌 0
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ok less exciting

03.03.2026 01:52 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

feels like it would be gauche to ask which James. I should know

03.03.2026 01:35 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

publishing a detailed comparison of the conga mime techniques of chris fleming and james acaster

03.03.2026 01:24 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Blind Alley No. 421

02.03.2026 16:01 — 👍 2264    🔁 353    💬 6    📌 18

pretty bunny

03.03.2026 00:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

treat important

03.03.2026 00:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I dreamed I was a crystal bird caught in perpetual flight

03.03.2026 00:35 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

we got him down to half-health before eating shit on some banana mush and this morning my daughter told me she wanted to take a break from video games for a few days because of "last night's stressful fighting"

02.03.2026 21:49 — 👍 310    🔁 8    💬 2    📌 0

YOU BITCHES FAILED TO TELL ME CHRIS FLEMING HBO SPECIAL OUT

03.03.2026 00:21 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 1

ok hopes for u <3

02.03.2026 23:50 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

if i cant worry can i hope a bit?

02.03.2026 23:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

:( im sorry

im doing pretty well

i hope you feel better, what's going on? would some games help or naur

02.03.2026 23:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

how are you my friend

02.03.2026 23:35 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Hi folks! I have a big announcement!

@nyc-mtg.com, @dmvlegacyleague.com, and @cubecon.org are teaming up to run a trio of charity tournaments in Baltimore on July 11-12

I am happy to finally invite you to...

USA Pauper Nationals
The Classic
And...
CubeCon DMV!

02.03.2026 23:00 — 👍 45    🔁 13    💬 0    📌 7