Boring Middle Aged Lady

I'm a fed and I got this email today at work. It was... awful. I can't believe this is actually circulating to the entire federal workforce.

After yesterday's debacle, I desperately need to watch something funny. Not just a little giggle kind of funny - I need laugh-out-loud, tears streaming down my face, rolling on the floor funny. What should I watch, and where can I stream it?

Happy early Hanukkah from Greystripe!

I myself am being followed by Jason Momoa!

I just posted this on Twitter with no note. I'm conducting a little experiment. Results to follow.

My cat caught a mouse. In my house. Behold the mighty hunter Hades. #blackcat #mightyhunter #mouseinmyhouse

When you do become cat czar, please increase my cat content level to 11.

Two stages of writing:

1) This shouldn't take too long
2) Oh no

Anti-trumpers, resisters, welcome! Grow The Resistance

Let's work to strengthen our community of resisters on this platform. #BlueCrew 🦋

Like this post, comment #GrowTheResistance, and 𝗺𝗼𝘀𝘁 𝗶𝗺𝗽𝗼𝗿𝘁𝗮𝗻𝘁𝗹𝘆, 𝗵𝗶𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗿𝗲𝗽𝗼𝘀𝘁 𝗯𝘂𝘁𝘁𝗼𝗻. 🦋

𝙉𝙚𝙭𝙩, 𝙛𝙤𝙡𝙡𝙤𝙬 𝙤𝙣𝙚 𝙖𝙣𝙤𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧 𝙗𝙖𝙘𝙠.
An easy method is to follow those who repost. 💙🦋

Click to Visit #ASafeChoice Network

If you see this post, can you please help spread this information?

#ASafeChoice is a referral network of physicians who provide medication abortion services ACROSS THE US.

People everywhere need to know about this option. These doctors have capacity to help more women!

Let’s spread word! ❤️✊

Eating too much cake is the sin of gluttony. However, eating too much pie is okay because the sin of pi is always zero.
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I love my hometown.
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I desperately want to believe in the Multiverse because that would mean there's another timeline where Kamala won. How do I flip myself over to that timeline?

Five more sleeps till Thanksgiving!

I can no longer listen to Pink Pony Club bc it had a stranglehold on my subconscious & was in my head waking up every day for a month.

Lots of people are about to be really mad that price of eggs goes up but they can’t get a 2nd job because they can’t afford childcare and when they do finally get the eggs they get E Coli because there’s no FDA but can’t go to the doctor because they got kicked off their health plan. #FAFO

Founded in 1636 by Roger Williams upon the principles of religious liberty and separation of church and state, 17th century Rhode Island [was] dubbed a "moral sewer" ... and prided itself on being "the home of the otherwise-minded."
-First in War, Last in Peace: Rhode Island and the Constitution

Founded in 1636 by #RogerWilliams on principles of religious liberty and separation of church and state. #RhodeIsland #history #moralsewer #downrightdemocracy #fullliberty #otherwiseminded

My dad wasn't the author, but he is on the #Acknowledgements page. #rhodeisland #history #hiDad

I adore the #frontispiece #rhodeisland #history #USConstitution

Inadvertent Rhode Island (USA) historian here - would love to join if there's still room!

First in War, Last in Peace - RI and the Constitution 1786-1790.

Hello! In these terrifying times, I am taking comfort and inspiration in Rhode Island history. My dad was a RI historian. Now I have all his stuff. I'm going to share some of this book. #rhodeisland #history #PITA #smalleststatewithbiggestballs #inspiration

I don't see why not.