Snarky Robot

(Not me, for the record)

Someone planned ahead to keep their receipts.

Shit, Mamdani already broke the Time Machine?

If you know someone who works for the New York Times and happens to think of themselves as a journalist, this would be a wonderful time to remind them that much like Iowa, New York City has many diners in it. I hear they even allow you to talk to people in these diners to understand their politics.

This man eats buffalo wings with a knife and fork.

The schadens are FREEEUUUUUUUUDING

The good thing about being a tiny account is that it drastically lessens the chance it’ll somehow catch the attention of the Bluesky Joke Understanders.

Despite Mamdani’s endless promises, the people of New York City are going to pay for their buses and worry about next month’s rent this morning.

Increasing housing affordability to own the libs.

Farewell sweet Prince

I don’t believe that for a second.

The Baileys are Ride Or Die Adams supporters.

Leave Chuck Schumer alone. It’s hard to know who to vote for when your best friends spend all day yelling “can’t help you, we’re not real New Yorkers” and “please take your meds, we cease existing when you forget about us” at you.

I know the racist fucks doing 9/11 propaganda bullshit against Mamdani didn’t intend it, but it is funny that the NY Jets blew themselves up today.

Brick Johnson flexing his football knowing skills.

the Jets are absolutely loaded with first round picks now, with a chance to get young star talents like Sauce Gardner and Quinnen Williams

vaxxed?

point to Marisa: it was

Kavanaugh Krash

Bro kept that Islamophobia at 💯 FR FR

Man, I don’t even remember Dick Cheney promising to leave if Mamdani got elected.

Looks like they figured it out lol.

Through two periods, the Leafs are averaging one shot on goal every 5 minutes of game time.

thank you for all the support; the statement from our union is now live here with some more reporting.

now that this is public I can confirm that the majority of today’s layoffs were women of color. there are no longer any Black women working at Teen Vogue.

The concept that some people don’t value conflict as a part of social media continues to blow minds.

Josh Allen is a ballet moose in tights.

That’s not, that’s the post.

The Daniel Jones Experience

Deal Maye sacked by Your Boat

“Just connected you guys via your private telephone numbers. Now to go onto the internet and make sure I get credit for it from your followers.”

Drake has two TDs in ATL@NE

Yes, that Drake.

Personally, other than the helmets, I like them.

If they did something like a thinner Guardian cap out of leather, I’d probably be fully sold on them.