Train 1 of 4 - on my way to #ISC25!
08.06.2025 21:43 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Screenshot of the number of unread emails in outlook, showing 4.29 billion emails
Welp, apparently Outlook thinks I have 4.29 billion emails unread. Best set aside the lifetime of the sun to get through those.
14.02.2025 08:23 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
[living on a rock that is moving through an infinite space at sixty seven thousand miles an hour] what should we have for dinner
15.12.2024 19:33 β π 1120 π 217 π¬ 21 π 8
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Vacancy at EPCC: Director of HPC Services.
This role provides high level, strategic leadership & hands-on management, working with stakeholders to grow the international reputation & standing of EPCC & The University of Edinburgh.
Closes: 20/03/2025, 23:59.
https://buff.ly/40RYyEe
07.02.2025 14:10 β π 7 π 12 π¬ 0 π 1
Dear Santa,
You didnβt get me the thesaurus I asked for and now Iβm mad. You made me really mad. Iβm mad at you
25.12.2024 14:10 β π 7522 π 1167 π¬ 102 π 29
This is excellent and makes perfect sense
25.12.2024 13:19 β π 13 π 7 π¬ 1 π 0
EPCC logo with text "epcc" bracketed by vertical yellow bars.
Vacancy at EPCC, UK:
Collaboration Manager (Edinburgh International Data Facility).
We seek a project manager to develop collaborations in data science, especially ML, the delivery of MLOps, & provision of flexible data analytics services.
Apply by 12 Dec: edin.ac/3YVWERZ
#HPC
20.11.2024 08:03 β π 3 π 6 π¬ 0 π 0
New PhD training programme will provide next-generation computing skills | EPCC
ExaGEOβs training programme brings together more than 200 experts in geographical, Earth and environmental sciences, computing science, environmental statistics, and engineering.
I'm excited to announce ExaGEO, a new #PhD programme that will train the next generation of earth & env scientists to harness the power of Exascale computing to model the complex processes of natural world.
It is co-led by @epcc.bsky.social, Uni Glasgow & Lancaster. edin.ac/3URZzdw #HPC
13.11.2024 10:42 β π 20 π 12 π¬ 1 π 0
Not sure if youβd count German/Belgian/Empire biscuits
30.08.2024 21:04 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Kieran's Prostate Cancer UK Great North Run
Help Kieran Leach raise money to support PROSTATE CANCER UK
For anyone I haven't already shaken down I'm running the Great North Run in 9 days for Prostate Cancer UK, in memory of my grandfather Donald Leach. Anything anyone feels they can donate would be greatly appreciated.
www.justgiving.com/fundraising/...
30.08.2024 11:36 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Rishi Sunakβs rail plan is policy as performance art
From relocating Manchester to βillustrativeβ new schemes, the replacement for HS2βs northern leg is pure improvisation
βI love jazz, but not in a policy development sense.β Delightfully acidic column by Jen Williams on the scrapping of HS2 and the government's new list of 'illustrative' transport projects to replace it: www.ft.com/content/2161...
14.10.2023 13:51 β π 34 π 14 π¬ 1 π 1
Conservative Party Conference 2023
04.10.2023 16:43 β π 256 π 97 π¬ 3 π 1
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I do pole dance, archery, and nerdery.
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I am an academic, computational scientist, and research-programme manager, working in high-performance computing, though often found tinkering with 1980s 8-bit micros.
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