Fiacla

it’s literally on splump. you can find it on squimbus. ksmog and zoosha have it for their premium members. you can watch it on jenkem. it’s available on weejus and sneff

DM'd a support account on Twitter and forgot what my name was on there for a second

Turns out the cure for depression 3 drinks on a Monday with your pals and then noodles at midnight who knew

Hey the beautiful soul store called me back, they said you're out of stock x

Hey hey howdy

10 horror movies to get to know me! (In no particular order)

The Thing
The Fly
Tetsuo: The Iron Man
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (Original only!)
Saw
Resident Evil (a guilty pleasure)
Monster House (yes it counts!)
REC
Ready or Not
Creep

Happy Friday! The weight of your sins will snap the ladder on your climb to heaven, and you'll hit every rung on the way down! Have a good weekend!

this mf got a invalid handle

Drawing of Pusheen the Cat pushing a boulder up a hill.

Sisyphusheen.

...Jimmy Eat World...

I'm here on a day trip heheh

Ohhhh yes

A Taylor Swift fan said hi and I checked their profile and they already had a thousand followers after joining today and I need to explain that for about an entire year of this website that number would make you a warlord.

Zoomed out we see a small, lone shuttlecraft flying through a cloudy sky. Closed caption reads, "(screaming)"

a man in a suit and tie stands in front of a sign that says he 's back ALT: a man in a suit and tie stands in front of a sign that says he 's back

Guess who

I’ve accepted that the Irish electorate is just going to keep electing some configuration of Fianna Fáil and Fine Gael until the Atlantic reclaims what is rightfully hers and the island of Ireland gets swallowed up by the sea.

Now that Threads is available in Ireland I can safely split my multiple personalities between the three of em

BROWNING THE SAUSAGES IS FOR COWARDS

Still pretty x

Staring at this vape someone left on the bus home like it was the One Ring calling to me

Or — and bear with me because this is a crazy idea — you could hire them for your writing projects

Fully ready to quit my job but the portions may keep me there at least a couple more months

So far Bluesky is letting me down as it doesn't yet have a drafts feature, meaning I have nowhere to lock my absolutely delirious 3am thoughts up for everyone's benefit

I wish I had more to say here but I can't stop thinking about Meg 2: The Trench

Posting different content to Twitter and Bluesky like they're different versions of a Pokémon game

Bluesky is an opportunity for a fresh start on socials and yet I know we're gonna use it to reset and restart our blossoming shitposting careers