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J. Swartz, Authorโ€”Fantasy satire. Bureaucracy, entropy, and one stabilizer with a badge and sarcasm. Book 1: Technically Compliant ๐Ÿ”— All links: linktr.ee/thebmaseries

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Hi all! I apologize for not posting any updates lately. Things have been a bit busy lately. I assure you, though, that I haven't abandoned or forgotten about the series!

17.09.2025 02:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Writing really has become a journey of self-discovery. It's completely changed the way I view events and absorb media.

12.08.2025 02:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

These late nights spent writing, I'll admit, sometimes feel like a lot. I'm basically scrapping my earlier drafts and refining my concept further, but I'm trying to do so without losing the humor and heart of what I'm trying to create. I have more pages of notes than narrative.

#writersfatigue

25.07.2025 06:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Iโ€™m not just writing speculative fiction.

I'm building a world that reflects oursโ€”satirizing cruelty, spotlighting resistance, and showing how hope, humor, and stubborn empathy can reshape even the most broken systems.

Stories matter. So does how we tell them.
#amwriting #technicallycompliant

21.07.2025 20:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Lore Drop #1โ€” What Holds the Multiverse Together (And What Doesnโ€™t) โ€œThe multiverse doesnโ€™t run on logic. It runs on paperwork, myth, and sheer narrative stubbornness. Usually in that order.โ€ โ€” from Introduction to Zone Governance, Third Edition (Redacted)

New Lore Drop just... uh... dropped?

Topic: Metaphysical Bureaucracy, Zone Classification, & Why Control is Mostly Paperwork Stapled to Denial

If youโ€™ve ever wanted a field manual for multiversal stabilityโ€ฆ itโ€™s here:

๐Ÿ“„ thebmaseries.substack.com/p/lore-drop-...

#worldbuilding

11.07.2025 21:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Some days it's hard to believe the system isnโ€™t designed to collapseโ€”just slowly enough to profit from the fall.

Writing satire helps. Not because it fixes anything, but because it lets me map the absurdity onto something I can name, poke at, unravel.

#FictionAsResistance #WeWriteToEndure

11.07.2025 02:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Absolutely this. Gatekeeping has no place in storytelling.
Authors write. Author isnโ€™t a title someone grants youโ€”itโ€™s one you earn by doing the work.
Published is published. Keep writing.

10.07.2025 03:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My writing is 40% lived experience, 30% anime pacing, 20% narrative spite, and 10% unhinged metaphysical speculation.
That adds up. Probably.

10.07.2025 03:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is giving โ€œchaotic queer fantasy found familyโ€ in the exact flavor I crave.
Congrats on reaching the beta stageโ€”canโ€™t wait to see how this evolves!

10.07.2025 02:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A debut that includes revenge heists, clones, and tentacled aliens?
Approved. Logged. Emotionally destabilized (in a good way).
Congratulations, Rochelle! Wishing you massive success out there in the narrative void.

10.07.2025 02:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

welcome to the rebellion. we have typos, caffeine, and creative freedom.
(also duct tape. just in case.)

10.07.2025 02:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Like a ripple from beneath the archive floorโ€”still, but undeniable.
Some writing doesnโ€™t shout. It just settles in and changes something.
Beautiful post.

10.07.2025 02:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
An image of text that reads, "If a story collapses in a simulation and no one files the paperwork... Does it still trigger a recursive audit? Yes. Yes it does." with the subtext, "Filed under: Bureau Philosophy 101." attributed to, "J. Swartz  Technically Compliant  The Bureau of Multiversal Administration"

An image of text that reads, "If a story collapses in a simulation and no one files the paperwork... Does it still trigger a recursive audit? Yes. Yes it does." with the subtext, "Filed under: Bureau Philosophy 101." attributed to, "J. Swartz Technically Compliant The Bureau of Multiversal Administration"

Welcome to the Bureau.

Where metaphysics meets forms in triplicate.

09.07.2025 00:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Every time I make a new character I think,
"This one will be normal. Just a regular person."
Next thing I know theyโ€™re unionizing ghosts or arguing with a toaster about labor rights.
Itโ€™s fine. Business as usual

#BureauLogs #WritersLife #CharacterCreation

08.07.2025 00:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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๐ŸŒ€ Welcome to the Bureau Chapter 1 Preview: Hope Molecules

Avery Finch was awake.
That, in itself, wasnโ€™t unusual.
But waking up in a metaphysical onboarding chamber? Thatโ€™s new.

Excerpt from Technically Compliant โ€” now live on Substack.

๐Ÿ“˜ thebmaseries.substack.com/p/welcome-to...

๐Ÿ”— All links: linktr.ee/thebmaseries

06.07.2025 17:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The Bureau of Multiversal Administration | J. Swartz | Substack Welcome to the Bureau. Please check your reality at the door. This is where I post updates, worldbuilding glimpses, quote cards, reflections on writing and storytelling, and the occasional narrative ...

Welcome to the Bureau of Multiversal Administration.
Narrative collapse is up 73%, someone weaponized cabbage again, and weโ€™re technically compliant.
Follow for bureaucracy, satire, and field reports from the metaphysical trenches.
๐ŸŒ€ thebmaseries.substack.com

06.07.2025 05:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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