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let's absolutely fucking gooooo

surely I'm not getting sick as soon as I get to the more fun stuff in my week, not when I was due in the office 🥲🥲

One cool thing about unequivocally hating AI is that you will be proven right over and over again every single day

BBC headline that the government is considering removing Andrew from the line of succession

GERONIMOOOO

I am excited for this and will be playing but I would also like Ruby and sapphire and also gold and silver 👉👈

it’s so cool everything is either a scam or designed to take away human rights or both now

lmao let's fucking go

can I get a hell yea

DA SKELATEN OF DA FUTURE HOVERS BEHIND YOU... DO YOU CHOOSE TO ACCEPT THE WORLD AS DEFINED BY THE BASTERD'S OF THE PAST OR WILL YOU RUN FULL FORCE INTO DA CACOPHONY OF UNLIMITED POSSIBILITY??? HAVE YOU BEEN CHAINED TO THIS WORLD OR DO YOU LOOK DOWN TO SEE YOUR SHACKLES ARE CONNECTED TO NOTHING AT ALL??? YOU ARE FREE, YOU MUST BE FREE, YOU DESERVE TO BE FREE, LEAVE THE BOUNDS OF LINEAR TIME AND LIVE FOREVER MOTHER FUCKER - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

LETS GOOOO - dashare.zone ADMIN

I don’t know man if capitalism has just resulted in a small network of pedophiles destroying all life on earth then perhaps we should consider that it is a complete and utter failure as a system

Epic pays for licensing fees for the games they give away for free as promotions. Which means even if YOU aren't paying for it, you're giving money to JK Rowling to harm transgender people AND elevating her stature by giving her franchise higher numbers.

NO TERF WIZARD GAME. NO TERF WIZARD SHOW.

looks like absolute ass

I was part of production of a TV ad for work recently and whilst it is a lot of work, it's not that hard. depressing and infuriating.

My dad abhors any negative comments about immigrants. Asked him recently why he’s so strong on it: ‘Because we’re always happy to take the rich and clever ones. Which means it’s not about disliking immigrants. It’s about disliking the poor and vulnerable. And that’s a bad human instinct.’

thinking about him 🙂‍↕️

an ad for a slushy drink that reads THE BLUE THING IS BACK!

james cameron every couple of years for some reason:

4 panel comic Panel 1: Red Guy looking way way too happy yells “Hey Guys! Is Die Hard a Christmas movie?” Blue Guy next to him calmly says “Shhh” Panel 2: Blue Guy tenderly puts his arms around Red Guy and says “You don’t have to do this” Panel 3: Blue Guy still holds Red Guy tightly and repeats “You don’t have to do this every year”. Red Guy begins to break. Panel 4: Red Guy dissolves into Blue Guy’s embrace, sobbing. He finally feels the weight of Christmas Discourse lifting from his shoulders. He is finally free.

i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse

saw the new knives out film today and it was sooooo cunty it was great

what the actual-

oh yikes

UNO

UNO

Mass effect

Mass effect

an ad for the new series “welcome to derry” with the tagline “go back to where IT all began“, except somehow, they highlighted the word “to“ instead of “it“

"oh, don't forget to highlight, in bright red, the two-letter word in the tagline! the two letter word that's kind of the whole point of this clever ad campaign! the two letter word that links this show to the horror movie of the same name!"

"no problem boss. i'm on it"

In today's edition of insane Baldur's Gate 3 headlines:

this is the only social media I'm on atm and none of my irl friends are here and not many people engage with what I say. I do just be venting into the void 😵‍💫 being off instagram though has been kinda nice. I've only missed it a little bit

The Sims 3

The Sims 3

so I had just picked up a save I made years ago before all the new farm updates so I'm just on the default farm, I think first time round I felt a bit overwhelmed by everything you had to do without really thinking that you can just take all the tasks at your own pace and it's not that serious 😅

oooh that is a shout, I'll keep that in mind!

thank you! yeah it's really scalable and I'm excited to try another starter farm at some point like the beach farm or forest farm