Becky Hammer

How should your card be addressed? * E.g. To: The Smith Family; To: Jill and Grace; To: The Right Honorable Bigfootrotica; To: $25,000 French Doors

lmao

Just rolled out one pie crust and I am full on sweating

Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷

Kingdom of Ash by Sarah J. Maas

Finally finished the series!

Pros:
-A+ world building
-epic, exciting story
-satisfying conclusion

Cons:
-some character choices make no sense
-painfully hetero, obsessed with The Two Genders
-hereditary monarchy not as cool as author thinks it is
-last book so heavy it gave me carpal tunnel

Guys can you just enjoy the game you're currently attending together

Three days of weather forecasts, high temps 56, 71, and 47

Go home, weather. You're drunk

Unmask the turkey!!!!

Ingredients for pie crust set out on a kitchen counter

It begins

The dogs with big sticks video going around today is great and also reminded me of this other video of dogs who want to go on walks, which I have watched probably thirty times

ALX Skeets assemble!!

I didn't say I was actually going to do it jeez

Can't say I didn't warn you!

I'm sure it all works out at the end but this lady is driving me crazy with the plot points that are transparently necessary for the story to work but make no sense as choices a character would make in the context of that moment

I think I'm the only person in the entire office. I could reenact the last scene of Saltburn in here and nobody would know

Anyway, I was all worked up because she finally [redacted] the [redacted] but decided not to [redacted]?????

It was a combination of being 100 pages from the end of the last book + we also started watching Pluribus

I hate to give you the satisfaction but... that is what I was reading

Ugh I consumed too much exciting media before bed and couldn't sleep

I love the feeling when I get home from doing my big pre-holiday grocery shopping and everything I need is in the house and put away and the chore of store-going is over

Everyone posting the wrong gif is trying to fuck with me and it won't work

Marta's been out here fart walking since before it was cool

Hahaha it is not

Tell me more, what are we doing with this

Obviously it was not that one wtf

Reminiscing about the days on Bluesky before the app had gifs when we just had to type "white guy blinking dot gif" and assume everybody else was picturing the right one

Identifying pretty strongly with "well-intentioned, troubled"

Excuse me SIR but in this household we still order Jets regularly!! Take your blasphemy elsewhere

Kendrick doing not like us at the super bowl, except jet man's head is on his head

french onion baked lentils and farro French onion baked lentils and farro are my dream winter hibernation dish, tasting so precisely like french onion soup, blistered broiled gruyere on top and all, that we find it impossible to tire …

It's so exciting when I cook something my picky kid will eat

She loved this tonight and nobody was more surprised about it than she was