Sarah

DAILY VLOG: Cleaning Motivation + Midweek Reset + Declutter My Calm and Totally Not Haunted Home… Underneath a pile of Mega Bloks, I find a corpse-like one-eyed baby doll that smells like a mixture of wood smoke and rotting earth.

I'm so happy to be in The Belladonna today with a piece inspired by my unfortunate addiction to cleaning videos! Come clean with me 🧽
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Haha thank you! 🙃

I wrote some new security questions for us 💔

Overdoing it with the label maker. Eyeing up the fridge, the oven, the toaster. I'm too far gone.

killed a spotted lanternfly. no need to thank me. didn't do it for the attention- it's our duty. seriously, don't mention it. just another day. not a big deal. it's chill. it's cool. no worries. hero is a strong word, but yeah it was pretty cool-

thanks to @pointsincase.bsky.social for publishing this doritos-inspired piece 🔥🔥🔥

Luxury SUVs have the same energy as Kevin McCallister's furnace

Truly

The side I would request with my last meal

this barbie doesn't actually feel like a barbie at all