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The saddest girl to ever hold a martini

@lifeisterrible.bsky.social

i am a museum of everything i've ever loved (I AM 44 YEARS OLD) venmo/paypal: @lifeisterrible cash app: $lifeisterrible patreon: patreon.com/B474 all links: https://linktr.ee/lifeisterible $25 dm fee see pinned thread $100 unblocking fee

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02.03.2026 17:42 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Very pleased to finally get these on the wall. We moved into the house in July and hanging pictures always gets shoved behind everything else.

02.03.2026 16:03 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Donate to Support Grandma's Well-Deserved Retirement, organized by Bria Angle Hey guys I’m making this for my 78 year old grandmother that works at mechanical… Bria Angle needs your support for Support Grandma's Well-Deserved Retirement
02.03.2026 16:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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i’m over how cold it is today

02.03.2026 16:42 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm in a bad way y'all. Covid basically has me bedridden and even if I could get up my only means of making money atm is delivery or ride services. Trying to raise money to cover my insurance, storage unit (i'm unhoused at the moment), and phone bill. Please boost and thank you πŸ–€πŸ–€πŸ–€

02.03.2026 09:21 β€” πŸ‘ 54    πŸ” 74    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 2
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almost bikini season

02.03.2026 08:03 β€” πŸ‘ 90    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1
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buying grocers and putting gas in my car is devastating to my poor little bank account

02.03.2026 13:57 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i’m 44 and when i was 16/17 i worked at a gas station and gas was 85 cents a gallon it eventually rose to 99 cents then a dollar and people absolutely lost their shit when it went over a dollar i think about it every time i put gas in my car

02.03.2026 13:08 β€” πŸ‘ 41    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 1
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blueberries for breakfast

02.03.2026 13:00 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Jim Carrey or Alexis Stone: Explaining the complex speculation about actor's latest red carpet appearance "Will the real Jim Carey please stand up…"

he was at an awards ceremony everyone was saying it was not him it was clone(πŸ™„) because he looked different but now they are saying it’s a mask?

www.cosmopolitan.com/uk/beauty-ha...

02.03.2026 12:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

my bad it was a burrito

02.03.2026 12:34 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

if the whole jim carrey thing is performance art about how there is no way to know what is real anymore like when they had that justin bieber impersonator eat the sandwich weird in the park 10/10

02.03.2026 12:32 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1
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this dude is doing very important work imo #vanderpumprules

02.03.2026 12:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
"The only minority destroying this country are the rich"
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"The only minority destroying this country are the rich" Sticker

"The only minority destroying this country are the rich"

Sticker spotted in Melbourne

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@lifeisterrible's finished Cross|word Florals? For spring? Groundbreaking

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02.03.2026 12:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

where are all the pro life ghouls when they are bombing schools

02.03.2026 12:10 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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@lifeisterrible's finished Cross|word Santa's Little Helper

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happy theraphy day to all who celebrate

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lookit

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🫢🏻

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this is the life i deserve

02.03.2026 09:36 β€” πŸ‘ 33    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1