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@lifeisterrible.bsky.social

i am a museum of everything i've ever loved (I AM 44 YEARS OLD) venmo/paypal: @lifeisterrible cash app: $lifeisterrible patreon: patreon.com/B474 all links: https://linktr.ee/lifeisterible $25 dm fee see pinned thread $100 unblocking fee

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almost passed out i’m at the post office because my fucking cramps are so bad

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I woke up mad at how dumb everything is again

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going to go to the post office and to buy flowers for my new vase. then it’s the dreaded time of the month where i have to dye my roots. then im going to clean my house and hopefully go get my eyebrows s threaded and a manicure. send me $ and wish me luck it’s a long day.

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going to go to the post office and to buy flowers for my new vase. then it’s the dreaded time of the month where i have to dye my roots. then im going to clean my house and hopefully go get my eyebrows s threaded and a manicure. send me $ and wish me luck it’s a long day.

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last two months i was very much thinking my cramps were really becoming less intense because im getting old i am now realizing that i was just taking so much ibuprofen for my ankles that it only felt that way i am getting rocked by these bitches this morning

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The Mystery Knight: Dunk & Egg #3 Explained (A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms)
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The Sworn Sword: Dunk & Egg #2 Explained (A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms)
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wow what a horrible nightmare i just had

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@lifeisterrible's finished Cross|word Verbing the Noun

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@lifeisterrible's finished Cross|word One and Done

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⛳ WordleGolf - Mar, 4
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Strands #731
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Harmonies - Music connections game! Play Harmonies, the daily music connections game.

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