Vivian Teeth

happy 14th anniversary to all who observe

Dudes rock infinity

"The Corporations don't intrinsically have souls, but they've got rights. The only corpo that contained a soul was Costco - the only one born with a soul. The Chamber of Commerce was empty, you see. These things are just vessels. That's why I'm going to destroy them. Because I hate them."

Jessica Fletcher giving an Ewok a piggyback ride.

Yub Nub, She Wrote

Gawain the green knight opening a letter sealed with wax

Little Alex Horne in his studio chair with the caption "so a simple task: land a fair blow anywhere on the green knight. One year later meet him at the green chapel, receive the same blow yourself."

A cut to a wider shot showing Greg Davies in his throne turning to Little Alex Horne subtitled "Well surely no one just ran up and whanged his head clean off."

Cut back to Little Alex Horne subtitled "Let's see Gawain first."

Looks like the original has been swept away by the sands of time.

Inventor of the term 'powernap': Our research shows men don't like to acknowledge they're a little sleepy- but what if there was a way to imply that rest made you stronger?
*various suits murmur excitedly*

"Urza created a robot with a truly human amount of father issues. His creation, Karn, later went on to create his own robot with father issues, and was enslaved by a whole species of robots with father issues. Tragically, none of them could build a dad robot, as fathers hadn't been invented yet."

The Picard/Data stuff in season 1 felt to me like a follow-up to Nemesis, and I'm still baffled as to why anyone wanted to do that.

2-4 are so much better than season 1 its a little absurd

Yeah once we hit 'old music is inherently more valuable than new music' idk where else to go

things woud go fucking crazy if me and an open minded woman got up to some bisexual Shit

"Treatment Resistant Depression" is a lie created by Big Cis to stop you from trying HRT

Picture of a piece of paper with the words 'werewold titties' written in a thick, scratchy font. At the top of the image are two pens with tin can nibs with icypole stick holders, held together by red and purple tape.

i own a number of fancy putting-the-ink-on-the-paper devices, and nearly all of them are less fun than these pens I made from monster energy cans.

Undoubtedly, but I said no ethics, not different ethics. Machines do not have ethics, or indeed a theory of mind. What a machine produces cannot be art because it is incapable of the consideration art requires.

why would I want to do that? An artist with no ethics is nothing.

the scenario you describe might be art, but it's definitely shit.

Share an actual fight scene with actual humans made by actual humans 🖤

Well my name's John Keats and I'm here to say / that Beauty is Truth, in a major way

fantasy design is at this point so deep into ripping off Eiko Ishioka that i dont think they even realise anymore

well credit where credit’s due: it’s 2035 and i’m driving to work in elon musk’s moon city—or rather my optimus robot chauffeur is, heh. i’m just kicking back and enjoying the view. what kind of a name for a moon bridge is owl creek

www.youtube.com/watch?v=haVa... vocals on this go insane

Image of Laura Dern looking stunning in a black coat with floral accents, standing in the criterion closest leaning forward to the camera a little. Subtitle text reads 'Guys, I'm Laura Dern'

And we thank you for your service.

would love a Device that makes that exploding clones (after say 3 hours) so I could send them on dates with straight couples looking for a third.

i saw the phrase 'redeems josh gad'

komodo dragon

lost it when i found out the rosebud sled in eerie indiana was the real thing

lets just push him out there , play the blue danube and watch his guts unravel into nothing